Alaskan Border

A bit like Canada but with added gun nutters...

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

Back out of twitter gulag but all followers mysteriously deleted. @border_canadian have you seen about this? 👇

#alaska

[Azie Dungey @AzieDee]

Update: the 14 pallets of donated water made it there. 🙌🏾

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@BorderAntarctic 🤣

Were you having trouble sleeping, @BelfastAgmt?

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@border_canadian @JustinTrudeau Commiserations my good friend!
#BorderCrisis #Border #Canada

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@border_canadian 😊

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

Back out of twitter gulag but all followers mysteriously deleted. @border_canadian have you seen about this? 👇

#alaska

[Azie Dungey @AzieDee]

Update: the 14 pallets of donated water made it there. 🙌🏾

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@border_canadian 😱 The poor camels 😔

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

.....and this.... 😱 👇

@border_canadian

[Azie Dungey @AzieDee]

The situation is Texas is absolutely abominable. But I want you to also know that this Native community in Alaska has not had water for 35 days.

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@border_canadian Lovely 😊

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@border_canadian @BorderAmerica And I'm out from twitter solitary confinement JUST in time for the big day tomorrow.

Thanks for these words; means a lot 🙂

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@LauraJeanDawe @BorderAmerica @beerluvr2 @NZdrama_llama 🤗😁

[Border of Rockall @BorderRockall]

𝓕𝓾𝔁 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓢𝓾𝔁

When piffle pfeffels fight, it's called a piffle pfeffel spaffle.

And when they spaffle in falafel, it's a piffle pfeffel falafel spaffle.

AND
when piffle pfeffels spaffle with baffles in falafel, they call it a piffle pfeffel baffle falafel spaffle.

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@BorderSvalbard @BorderGreenland @BorderAntarctic @chriscmooney @hagsie We don't want a hot colorless lifeless planet. How can we insure it does not come to pass?

So many people could drown as the seas rise and there is no defense.

When will they wake up? How many will have to starve first?

😔

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@BorderDiomedes @BorderGreenland @BorderVatican @BorderAmerica @BorderMoldovan @BorderRomanian @BorderCymru @BorderAntarctic @Charlies_Ausome Hey @BorderDiomedes that's.... clever but using your own neighbor is surely kind of cheating? 😅

A late "Happy Birthday" Charlie from me & all my moose! (Moose is a funny word because like sheep, buffalo and fish it can mean one or many 🤔🤓)

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@BorderAmerica @BorderMoldovan @BorderRomanian @BorderCymru @BorderAntarctic @Charlies_Ausome And a happy birthday for you Charlie from me too.
(@BorderAmerica is too embarassed to go home at the moment, so he is hiding here 🤫🤐😉)

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@aflashbak @BeebsyMcA Ahh I remember this like it was yestercentury....

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

@BeebsyMcA Because you are Border-friendly 🤗

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

Heaven's above... I didn't realise I had slept for 6 years. Must check my alarm clock!

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

Awake once more. Got a neighbor visiting. Well, in hiding really.

Do say HI, it helps pass the long dark Winter days.

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. DONT TELL ME HOW TO PARTY! http://t.co/gSkHef26HA

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

http://t.co/HAOG58zuie If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?

[Alaskan Border @BorderAlaskan]

http://t.co/1gt4vhkS7s I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit.