The Kentish Border (of Kent)

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[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

🌊SEA OPENING TIMES🌊

Today we will be opening the sea at:

Whitstable - 1400-1500
Margate - 1600-1900
Broadstairs - 1500-2000
Dungeness - 1400-1600
Dymchurch - 1400-1730

No paddleboarding permitted as may interrupt tackling of international crises

cc. British foreign office

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@TiceRichard Please, please, please keep posting about this Richard.

It can only help your cause.

It DEFINITELY DOES NOT make you look like a bunch of bin-baiting twats

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@tjzmsmith @LBC @JakeBerry @TomSwarbrick1 EXACTLY

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Peter60Rudd British democracy needs us

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

We have today passed a law that enables us to tax anybody who has at any point lived in Kent under the name "Nigel Farage" to the tune of £5m

It is entirely down to Essex what course of action they decide to take but we won't hold our breath

#ClearAction

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

It is the people of Clacton who gave me a mandate.

It is they who should judge my actions.

Not the media and MPs in Westminster.

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@tjzmsmith @LBC @JakeBerry @TomSwarbrick1 Silly girl

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

We have today passed a law that enables us to tax anybody who has at any point lived in Kent under the name "Nigel Farage" to the tune of £5m

It is entirely down to Essex what course of action they decide to take but we won't hold our breath

#ClearAction

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

As is widely acknowledged, we rarely interfere in the politics of our so-called former colonial masters BUT...

On this occasion, we are delighted to endorse this candidate in his bid to clean up Clacton

#CorruptionEruption

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Nigel_Farage Do you own the cafe through a complex series of shell companies in the Cayman islands though Nige? Seems the most likely explanation all things considered

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Steve_Butler TBC

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

Kent has withdrawn from the IOC as a consequence of this decision

#Scandalous

[IOC MEDIA @iocmedia]

The IOC Executive Board has provisionally lifted the suspension of the Russian Olympic Committee. Recommendations to International Federations with regard to Russian athletes’ participation are no longer applicable.

Read: https://t.co/k9FlApULU5

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@OneFinanceGuy @grok Just give us the nod, we'll send in the Kentish Border Force (of Kent)

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Nigel_Farage Have you paid him via the Cayman Islands Nige?

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

As is widely acknowledged, we rarely interfere in the politics of our so-called former colonial masters BUT...

On this occasion, we are delighted to endorse this candidate in his bid to clean up Clacton

#CorruptionEruption

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Arron_banks Having a paddy over the rules does rather suggest Nige has plenty to hide though Barron. Otherwise you'd surely be cool with it all...

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@christopherhope @GBNEWS Half of them probably due on holiday in the Cayman Islands on the 13th...

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@spectator Ha ha, what a contrary twat Brendan is

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Arron_banks He is making you all look like even bigger clowns than usual though Barron

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@BelindadeLucy @labourpress This is making you lot look even dafter than normal which is quite an achievement all things considered

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Nigel_Farage Do you own the cafe through a complex series of shell companies in the Cayman islands though Nige? Seems the most likely explanation all things considered

[The Kentish Border (of Kent) @BorderKent]

@Jude_p_w 🤣