Mustard Bucket

Suburban Atlanta mom. I used to be cool.

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

I don't always drink chili from a cup, but I do when @Wendys doesn't give me a fucking spoon.

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

You know what, now I'm mad! I don't use @Instacart often anymore, but have a few times in the last month because of a broken leg. The inventory has been ALL messed up! I'm paying all these stupid ass fees and 5 of the 11 items are refunded, out of stock. So I get half a recipe. 😡 The store is out of any and all mayonnaise, chicken thighs, and broccoli? Okay then, I guess I'll just have these dinner rolls and carrots for a meal.

[Cody Alcorn @CodyAlcorn]

Caught a 🌈 heading back to Atlanta in Clayton County. This is along Tara Boulevard.

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

This year, RAC took "Singing in the Rain" to a whole new level 👀

Which was your favorite RAC rain walk up from this season?

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

Whoever bet baby would walk before I would, y'all right 😂😂😂

[FOX 5 Atlanta @FOX5Atlanta]

Thousands of U.S. service members who were discharged from service for refusing the COVID vaccine may regain eligibility for GI Bill education benefits. https://t.co/W3RUINHLQD

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

@BowTiedBroke How about the cutest baby who ever babied

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

@so1rewhore He does have (or did) 6767 tattooed on his fingers, so he was ahead of the trend 😂

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

Needs hashbrowns.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

simple but delicious

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

I occasionally have to check up on @TADiLascio are you actually in Athens again?

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

Unfortunately, it can be hard to die. I've tried a few times.

[FireNymph13 @FireNymph13]

Some of the people on this app are so unfathomably stupid, it's hard to imagine how they manage to stay alive.

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

@DanCleary79 Sharpie, duct tape, and gorilla glue solve a lot of problems.

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

So the driver did what they were supposed to do.

[Cody Alcorn @CodyAlcorn]

UPDATE | Official statement from Atlanta Public Schools

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

My first time hearing of it. I legit forgot about this site for months 😂

[TeamDannyPino @TeamDannyPino]

Thanks to some incredible crew members on the #PedroPan set we’ve been able to get a few bts peeks of work that’s happening AND got our first glimpse of Danny!!! We’ve been careful to only share what we’ve been given permission to. This looks like it’s going to be very special!

[Cody Alcorn @CodyAlcorn]

Georgia insurance commissioner says 10% State Farm rate cut is ‘major win’ for drivers | Commissioner King’s office estimates the changes will save Georgians roughly $400 million a year, or about $190 per insured vehicle. https://t.co/xOR52HBNRb

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

@BowTiedBroke Looks absolutely gorgeous and I'd love to escape, however I do not need a chainsaw and would probably just try to kill my husband with it.

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

Wait, what?

[BowTiedBroke @BowTiedBroke]

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[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

... but yes, after 13 years of mostly mediocrity at best, I've had a few consultations with family law attorneys trying to figure out the best way to go about ending my marriage, but I would absolutely still show up and beat someone's ass, badge or not, with my one good leg ! For messing with the father of my children. I was about to drive out and get arrested last night 🤣

[Mustard Bucket @BorderlineBloo]

Autocorrect trying to change my last tweet to @dawncflv to talk about DiorDash.. 🤣 Like can Mikey in his '87 Civic go pick me up some designer perfume to go with my Krystal burgers? K,thanx.