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Just trying to pick up the pieces and move ahead one day at a time.

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When do you think it'd be a good time to submit my application for CEO as Papa John's? I've got previous experience.

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I HAD SO MANY COUPONS LEFT TO E-MAIL YOU. ONE OF THEM WAS BOUND TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

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There is no number of votes that will bring me back to my former glory. No amendments that will have me sell books again. #govoteiguess

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Last weekend got really dark for me. There're just some @Criterion Collection films that you shouldn't watch when you're feeling like I do.

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I JUST WANTED TO SELL YOU PHILIP ROTH AND INSTYLE MAGAZINE - WAS THAT SO WRONG!?!?!!?

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I wish more people had come to me for e-readers. I had all sorts of great ones: Kimble Fyres, Norks - you name it.

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I woke up this AM with a great business idea, then realized it was the same shitty idea I had 41 years ago that led me to this sorry state.

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20 Alan Aldas #Mention20PeopleYouWantToMeet

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Let me tell ya: I've got way too many unsold copies of this fucking book lying around & it's creeping me the F out.

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You want to know the real reason why I went bankrupt? Drugs.

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I'd have more motivation to start anew if I didn't think about how sad it was when 1 person would be in the gardening books aisle at 10AM.

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Seriously, why the fuck'd I think people were going to buy The Office: The Board Game? That has to be where it all went wrong.

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I only ask because my GF would appreciate it if I got off the couch & maybe got rid of some of these board games that nobody ever bought.

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Does anybody miss me? More importantly, does anybody have a good lead on a job?