Xan Quayle

Democracy fries in lard

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

people can criticize kyrie irving all they want. all i’ll say is this: after i got the vaccine i found i was completely unable to play basketball at the nba level

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

@steinkobbe Looks offal

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

@saltguy66 @katieglueck @danarubinstein The single-issue "largest candidate" voter is the real silent majority

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

this is the product the most valuable sports franchise in America chooses to put on the air

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

@TommyWiseau Please buy whatever is left of the Jeremy Renner app and re-brand it as the Tommy Wiseau app

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

I just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with teens, whispering amongst each other about planning to become butchers

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

"Now everybody wants to be a butcher because of me. Now, if you ask a kid, they want to be Salt Bae. They see me as an idol. I’m an inspiration to a lot of people in a very short period of time.”

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

This is why Governor Pritzker is popular

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

@mroefs @ben_roth510 If it was a pizza covered in fried pickles no one would bat an eye

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

A little less ranch and this is completely fine

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

Using my kindle to catch up on the latest Captain Underpants novel

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

Football Sunday boys you know the drill: time to drink one-half of a beer called “Swamp Butter Double IPA” and then buy tickets to Shen Yun at Lincoln Center

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

Important to go to shit bars. Learned the story of a mans 78 year old aunt who got married for the 10th time today

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

Gus Johnson is the best play by play announcer by a landslide and @FOXSports giving big games to Joe Buck over him is a travesty

[Boot Krewe Media @BootKreweMedia]

If you don’t love Gus Johnson, something is wrong with you.

[Curtis Sliwa @CurtisSliwa]

It’s inevitable.

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

Determined to make Fireball and oat milk on the rocks the aperol spritz of Fall ‘21

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

@geraldstratfor3 @alaindupetit Looking sharp Gerald

[Xan Quayle @Bore_Vidal]

Thinking of selling my condo in Rendondo Beach for a studio in Inwood so I can vote for Curtis Sliwa

[Curtis Sliwa @CurtisSliwa]

Following the CA Recall Election results, I invite all disgruntled California residents to New York City

You can move here, establish permanent residency, and register to vote in the Mayor’s race by Oct. 8

We will win the NYC Mayor’s race in November & restore NYC together!

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Here's another clip of how great Norm Macdonald was at taking the most awkward comedy and making it so funny you couldn't help but laugh.

Norm is doing a bit about Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) dying... 10 days after it happened.