@DelusionPosting as a plus size gamer gentleman the best thing you can actually do to meet someone who might become a partner is to be emotionally mature and honest. I know 'be yourself' is trite, and vulnerability can hurt you, but the last thing you want is someone who doesn't love you for you.
@TheLaurenChen The plot twist is that the navy gives soldiers lobster and steak right before they go into a particularly grueling or deadly battle as a consolation prize because they know a few people will probably die
@alifarhat79@elonmusk in an ideal world, they'd both be dropped in the middle of the ocean with nothing but gold plated pointy sticks, told there's 4.3 trillion dollars buried somewhere, and then left alone to try and figure out That situation instead. Promise you neither one leaves.
@UmActuallyShow Um Actually, In Inscryption you cannot get teeth as currency from using the pliers- Since the teeth are a calculation of points, there is no way to use the pliers alone to get overkill. The trader will also give teeth not just from no pelts but from pelt lice too.
@KintsugiCorviAD Swimming in the pool and bopping around a beach ball and slowly feeling hunting instincts growing with each bap, making you keep hunting it down as you get more and more gator-y, until you pop it in your jaws and become a big rubbery gator floaty maybe?
@ZephyrGales this is v funny but also. if you want your cookies to keep their shape, chill them immediately before putting them in the oven. it makes the edges crisp faster so they don’t spread!!
@KintsugiCorviAD They usually have these sleek, smooth feathers that give them a defined, clear, intimidating silhouette. But when they let their guard down or lose their grip a little, their feathers ruffle and puff up. Extremely visual confirmation of chills down their spine. Yknow?
@KintsugiCorviAD ooo, I’d never thought about minions brainwashing someone into a new master before. The other way around is so popular, but this is a *very* fun twist.
@Shark3ozero dude did you know they put you in red ape family episode 3. they’re huffing copium so hard they showed their list of “trolls who don’t make content or have experience” twice