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[Alex @BoredAlex]

Way to sweep, no sweep

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Doesn't matter if it's 34 or 340. He'll get a meaningless fine that he'll pay with campaign donations, and maybe a year of probation, the conditions of which he'll violate repeatedly and flagrantly without consequences, and we *all* know it #trump #guilty

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Looks like they're still building #SNL breakaway props and sets to Chris Farley standards. Kristen Wiig can't produce the kind of force necessary to take out a desk like that in one go

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Should've had a holographic Tony Bennett #Grammys

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Must be a bummer to go down to Times Square only to find out so many of the #RockinEve performances are happening in LA

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Mountain Dew Pitch Black is bland, flavorless and best avoided

[Alex @BoredAlex]

My Rogers internet connection is acting weird (not down, just odd), but my cable works just fine

[Alex @BoredAlex]

#KrakenOnSteroids
That is all.

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Since it's trending, I want to say that it took me way too long to learn that Wok With Yan and Yan Can Cook were hosted by different Yans

[Alex @BoredAlex]

@cityofguelph The graphic says good, not great.

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Bring back Celebrity Ding Dang Dong!

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Yet again, I find myself playing #Guelph's favourite game: Is my bus really late, or not coming at all

[Alex @BoredAlex]

I've got a theory that every now and then they'll do some remodeling at the #SNL studios or knock out a ceiling tile and find some of Dan Aykroyd's drug stash from the 70s, and that explains why some weeks like 75% of the sketches are batshit insane

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Once again, I found myself playing #Guelph's favourite game: Is my bus late or not coming at all
Today's answer: Late!

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Which one is Oates? #ICantGoForThat

[Alex @BoredAlex]

If we're in the middle of a labour shortage, then who cares about "job-killing" wage increases?

[Alex @BoredAlex]

I watched #ShotgunWedding It's a perfectly fine movie for when you're bored and sick. But, I refuse to believe that many people could possibly know the lyrics to I'll Be by Edwin McCain. Also, how did that dude not sue Lifehouse over You and Me? It's the same damn song!

[Alex @BoredAlex]

First time flying to Toronto in years. Happy to find that Pearson still sucks

[Alex @BoredAlex]

What the hell does learning Mandarin have to do with chocolate chips? And why is that commercial playing every five minutes? #ChipIts

[Alex @BoredAlex]

Seriously, if you're playing #Jackbox 9 and you haven't heard the Circus Dad theme song, you're missing out on some gold