Bored Dalton

Don't @ me

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

@Mohin_APatelWx It's dark mode, but it's lit?

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

@Mohin_APatelWx Me rn

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

Back by popular demand...really just @NOAABrauer's demand...it's Bored Dalton! #yay

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

"My friend on Facebook said..." #HurricaneMatthew

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

Pseudoscience (noun)
Synonym: Farmers' Almanac
#misinformation

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

In the US, we turn a blind eye to child labor and the gross mistreatment of animals.....but Colin Kaepernick though.... #WeHaveRealProblems

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

@WxManSuaave @NOAABrauer That's not LEADS.....

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

@OldNY007 Not what I said. Possibility is there that a preg woman finds out she has Zika early on. Let me say I'm not for late term aborts.

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

The Zika virus is spreading into the US through the states with the toughest abortion restrictions. Time to amend some laws maybe?

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

At a Tiny House event. IKEA's large display just fell over because it wasn't anchored. When is this going to end? #VendorDisplayRecall

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

The letter 'B' in the word 'Subtle' is.

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

"I like G Johnson, but I don't want to waste my vote. He won't win."
Having this attitude is literally ruining democracy. #research #choices

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

"I have a dream..."
-M Trump

#FamousMelaniaTrump

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

Lots of ppl show interest in pretty science, yet when you talk to them about raw/real science they are nowhere to be found. #listen #learn

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

Oh Trumpy...
We need an opt on social sites that ask you twice if you really want to post something. #AreYouSure?

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. #GrammaticallyCorrect

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Eye tracking blog platform that does not allow comments to be posted until entire article is read.

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

Why do we say that food 'goes bad'? That's wrong. Something else just starts eating it before we do.

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

The creepiest thing we can come up with as humans is a figure staring at us in silence from a distance. We do this all the time to animals.

[Bored Dalton @BoredDalton]

@fukt_fukt You know how it is. Life is voluptuous.