🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭

Gigi ♉️🇵🇷🌹✨ $BoredHouseMilf

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

I don’t understand how men don’t understand the correlation between relieving someone’s financial burdens and the best blowjob you will ever have in your entire life. Paying my bills gives me the space and freedom to be the sexual Goddess you expect and need me to be. So invest.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

is there a tinder but for casual sex instead of disappointment and failure

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

Nice things exist outside capitalism.

[🐝🍑🥤 @peachmilfshake]

you guys make me feel like a bad leftist bc i like expensive shit
im still poor
i still want healthcare for all
but like
versace cologne smells great
so does chanel
Sorry

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

@ashlynanarchy Rly tho ghosts are total pervs. A cute fact is that they actually try to help us get laid. The dead are looking out for you. 💕

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

I’m now on the iPad because IM OLD

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

Idk why this triggered me to think about how the only way I became strong enough leave my abusive ex was inventing a “therapist” who stood up for me and knew about how I was being treated. It worked. Try it. See how QUICK THINGS CHANGE.

[evil flat-chested wench @troytheboyy]

“My therapist said” is just the “My mama said” of adulthood

[Maya @N30NGENESIS]

so real

[Maya @N30NGENESIS]

if i was 5’10 i would start grabbing dudes by the neck

[Josh @joshbechill5]

Kamala Harris the reason ya uncle doing 20 years in prison for weed

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

Ghosts get horny too

[Ashlyn the Anarchist Barbie 🚩🏴 @ashlynanarchy]

If ghosts can use mirrors as portals, can they see me when I’m taking nudes in the mirror?

[Ashlyn the Anarchist Barbie 🚩🏴 @ashlynanarchy]

If ghosts can use mirrors as portals, can they see me when I’m taking nudes in the mirror?

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

NONE of you get to see my pussy

And she’s really fucking CUTE!

[lay✨ @layxmakeup]

WAGZHSHSJSHD

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

BONER KILLERS

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

What is the point in having white male privilege if you’re fucking BROKE

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

I AM THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU FUCKERS

ALL YEAR LONG!!!

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

HE’S SO SORRY!!!

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

I don’t care how big your dick is

YOU ASK BEFORE SENDING A PIC

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

I think my problem is that you guys aren’t old and miserable enough

BUT YOU WILL BE

[🍌 not a taurus w a food fetish 🌭 @BoredHouseMilf]

You don’t deserve us.

[Likittyclit @likittyclit]

This is one of my hottest subs. Shes such a good girl 😘
Anyone want to guess what her reward was? #Dom #LittleSub #Femmedom #GoodGirl

[MARQ. @reMARQable_]

Racism is so systemic it trickles down to what we eat... like that’s fucking wild.