Jeff

Chief of Ideation and Creative Thinking at Dumb Consulting Group, LLC

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

Does anyone know what I should be doing right now?! They seem to be paying me a lot of money to just sit here.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@dunleavy89 I have a similar looking bar chart with spacing and color scheme in a deck I send to clients 🤣

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@dunleavy89 Hmm. Claude guy? Nice.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

Just want to give @SheaSerrano a shout-out for being the inspiration for character of Neo in the Matrix

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@FiverrSupport Hey @FiverrSupport appreciate the prompt reply just to keep me waiting another 13 hours. We're on day 4 of me simply trying to obtain a verification code. Thank you for giving me an opportunity to research some of your competitors.

Contacting the BBB tomorrow. 🤞🤞

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@FiverrSupport I've been trying to verify my phone number since Monday. No codes, no alternate methods provided...just moved from 1 automated chat to a ticket system where I'm also dealing with an automated agent. This is getting embarrassing. Please help.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@FiverrSupport Ticket id: # 14653857

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@rustyrockets Just in: you are, allegedly, a sexual predator.

Shout out @DanielSloss for telling the story to American audiences.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@dunleavy89 Same height/weight as our commander in chief. In fact... is that the president? They look identical

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@dunleavy89 Would you call the price an A-bomb? From A-rod?

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

Hey @jeremytache not trying to be a hater as i usually am here, but you know that mysognyst bane only works because @jessica_smetana is a female? You need to find a *new* or *different* (not a 3rd zagacki) impression playing a feminist character of sorts if you want it to work.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

I'm doing some work with AI and social media...so if you start to see an alarming amount of posts targeting korean and/or japanese women coming from this account, assume the computer has won.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@erewhonsmoothie I just had to click on that monster boobage pic you posted the other day ... Getting alerted everytime you even glance at your phone now 😔😔🥸

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@LeBatardShow Elton Juan

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@LeBatardShow Wyde Frazier

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@LeBatardShow yeah it's weird seeing a veteran like brunson won finals MVP. Jeremy spitting facts
... 🙄

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

Comprehensive analysis in the tabs...probably not just hard coded numbers with conditional formatting... #NBA

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

All that matters: shoot efficiently relative to your actual ability, don't give up quality shots on defense, and draw more fouls than you commit. The teams that do all three have a championship window. The teams that substitute volume or pace for any of those three don't.

#NBA

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

The Knicks are 1st all-time at +2.06 SD — the largest regular-season-to-playoff lift of any team in 46 years, and still the only team near the top of that list to reach the Finals. #Knicks #NYStandUp #CrunchingNumbers #data

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

Hey @jessica_smetana, long time follower, blah blah...

On a scale from 9 to 10, is it hard to hear Jeremy so vehemently agree with every one of your opinions all the time? I'll hang up and listen.

[Jeff @BoredJeff]

@wrestlemepod he's taking over the world-hausen