ND Warren / NessiePictures.com

Writer for hire, serial eater, professional liar, occasional tweeter.

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

@WriterDuet Long time customer. Love your product! Are there any plans to expand the ReadThrough tools?

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

Why is this so funny 😂

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

@alecwriter120 Totes!

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OBSOLETE, a feature length sci-fi comedy set in the future. An aging Robot with a misanthropic personality journeys across the US to get a life-saving upgrade, accompanied by a teenage runaway and a dog, pursued by his creators and the I.R.E. (Illegal Robotics Enf.). #ScreenPit

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@alecwriter120 Thank you!

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

CRYPTOZOOLOGY, a sci-fi family series.
When an orphaned selkie (a girl who can turn into a seal) discovers a secret animal sanctuary home to thousands of legendary creatures, she volunteers there to learn more about her origins and help save animals from extinction . #ScreenPit

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HONOLULU, a western crime series set in 1886.
In the final days of the Hawai’ian Kingdom, a strong-willed independent Hawai’ian princess and a cash-strapped Lebanese-Australian smuggler become embroiled in a mystery that starts with a murder and ends in insurrection. #ScreenPit

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

MYTHOS, a lovecraftian horror series set in the 1920s.
When a gifted astrophysicist is sent to an insane asylum for the murder of her grandfather, she must unravel the machinations of a doomsday cult to prove her innocence and reclaim her sanity. #ScreenPit

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

@Joexor @SaeedDiCaprio Then why isn’t it called a slow down sign

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Collaboration with my musically talented cousin, Francisco Bustamante https://t.co/qzQy1DEnMP

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

I‘m serious.

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I was going to name my “Killer-Whale-plays-soccer” script AIR WILLY… but FREE BUD is just too hard to resist.

[The Cinegogue @TheCinegogue]

some positivity from David Lynch 💕

[David L. Williams @storytellerdave]

Hey AMPTP, I bet it sucks when you spend months pouring your heart and soul into a pitch for free, only for the other side to be like "nah."

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

X is the worst rebrand since Max which was the worst rebrand since Meta.

[ND Warren / NessiePictures.com @BoredSerf]

When you think about it, all flushes are courtesy flushes.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

this medieval hood that was found in a bog looks very nice i'd like to wear it please

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@MikeBoaks

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I'm on Threads as @theboredserf. https://t.co/fZ2NRahhek