Dave or David

Excellent company during all known emergencies both foreign, domestic and extra terrestrial. Prepared, equipped, clueless \(@__@)/!

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@bellajynxxx You’re not retiring are you?

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

Reform's election results do not prove they dominate the country. Their vote share fell, they control around 6% of councils, and Farage has a net favourability rating of minus 38. The media narrative of inevitability serves Reform far more than the facts do.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

Petition: Introduce national support standards for autistic children with PDA https://t.co/oX5HKfw2ML

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

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[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@jazlovescoffee what type of puppy is the most important question?
also can we see pics?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

trump sees "falling" as SO embarrassing, he's LYING on 60 Minutes about what we all saw last night: His ass fell like a sack of rotten potatoes.

60 Minutes didn't even show the clip.
But I have 2 different angles.

Be a shame if everyone RTed and #TrumpFell went VIRAL.

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@bmay @DeborahMeaden Just like his hero Trump

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 Ah the inevitable slip that he’d probably been hiding all this time but now the dementia will let out that all along he’s been creepy to all sexes and ages

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@MarinaPurkiss Not only that I'm actually surprised that no-one that he's pissed off hasn't tried the more definitive route. We all know where he is most weekends, you can't tell me that's more protected than the White House...

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@MarinaPurkiss Honestly I think the only reason he's still there is they're too worried that Vance will gain power. Unless they properly apply their own constitution and someone with real backbone pushes for it they'll have a third term of him despite what the polls say. He'll rig it somehow.

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@Fx1Jonny Makes you wonder how he’s being kept in power or what’s worse if he gets taken out.

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@MarinaPurkiss Not suggesting anything but it would be easy for someone reasonably well funded. Everyone knows where Donnie is each weekend, Mar A Lago can't be as well defended as the White House...

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I would like the U.S. not to perceive Ukraine as a country that merely asks for help. That is not the case. Ukraine is defending interests and values. Of course, the U.S. is right when it says it is farther from this war than Europe. That is understandable. But we see U.S. allies in the Middle East, and we see what – and who – threatens them.

The war is not as far away as it may seem. We need to act as quickly as possible, and the whole world needs to wake up. It is no longer the case that someone can simply buy modern weapons or extract oil and gas and remain safe. Security comes from having the most advanced technologies and constantly developing them.

If we don’t come up with a quick solution, if we don’t join forces with our allies leveraging the technology and expertise that have emerged from the war, if there is no combat-capable security alliance, then war will ensue. War comes when you are weak or alone. Enemies see when alliances are divided.

From an interview with New York Post (3/5).

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@EdwardJDavey @campbellclaret Is Mar-a-lago more or less defendable than the White House? Just curious, seems like he’s just baiting some country to try it…

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

https://t.co/LDquIAyKjs

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@Nigel_Farage Bet the people of Clacton are really impressed

[Dave or David @Borgbunny]

@PressSec Does it ever tire you out having to lie so blatantly every single day?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨HOLY SMOKES: Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump:

“Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”

Europe is officially done pretending this is normal diplomacy.