Victor Borge

Taken away by the powers of EvilTwitter king of dark forces and obscure rules. Follow to reincarnate.

[Victor Borge @Borge6Victor]

@MeganMartinATL You’re good for a lot more than the soul!

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@Desertfoxkay National survey says that the best gas is found at Costco with Shell at #2 and Sunoco at #3.

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@HollyDavisVIP Wow!! So THAT’S what’s underneath!

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@HollyDavisVIP You gotta stop! Too much seduction. Might have to fly over and give you your richly deserved spanking!

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@HollyDavisVIP I don’t need to smack your ass to tell you that, butt……….should the opportunity present itself I won’t say no.

[Victor Borge @Borge6Victor]

@HollyDavisVIP If you get any more glam they’re gonna have to arrest you for being UltraGirl.

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@Guttergore1 I’m going home with them. You coming too?

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@oelma__ Grotesque

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@SaporaKTravels You need a better bed. They do exist. A woman of your beauty should be in a great bed, BUT you need a home base before you invest in such. In the mean time you on a squeaky bed banging the wall seems sexy as hell.

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@jackrwilkie Note to self - feel sorry for the simpletons who know not of actual music rather than computerized & autotuned drek.

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@Lovers4TheNight Is this your idea of slipping into something more comfortable or are you thinking of peeling it off?

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@AngelinaDDD2 Those of us who know don’t need the sneaky reminders. Just FYI - AC, the sexiest part of you is your mind. Muah💋💋

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@RaminNasibov YSL

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@doogadoo11 So we should call these “Americans” what? I think the word Schmucks is quite apropos.

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@SaporaKTravels Where should I forward referral?

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You not charming? Really! Ou Contrare Mme! Ya don’t like MAGAts. Ya don’t like Trumpies. Ya don’t like tRUMP himself? What are you sista, one a them Radical Commie Left Wing Demo-crats?

Preach on Sista! Bring it!
And to all you assholes who don’t have the common sense God gave a head of lettuce, perhaps consider following your fellow MAGAts down the Primrose path to utter oblivion.

Your buddy DJ Trump farts gaseous effluent everywhere. Donnie (Donkey?) is one continuous Hate Crime to all who don’t kiss his Sphincter Ring.

[Victor Borge @Borge6Victor]

@AngelinaDDD2 Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Republican Warlord. Sponsored by Billionaires International.

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@Slippery_Chloe @ChloeMaeLemons Hi sweetheart

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@ShesAGemInChi For the record, here’s your invite. Meet me anywhere!

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@MissDaffnie All we need is a box of Crayola crayons. BUT they gotta be Crayola crayons.