Speling Bee Champin Brandon

At the cross-section of unjustified arrogance and unprovoked self-hatred, you will find me. player of quadriceps

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

It’s gonna be a white boy summer, followed swiftly by a nuclear winter

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

If you told an AI to write the finish to a random wrestling main event, this might be what it produces. And it's awesome.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

@w7stgoat this is better than 99% of tv shows and movies https://t.co/rRL0vDGmWA

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@TrainBoom Fell to my knees in the Walmart parking lot with a broom between my legs

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@Cowboy_Christ What I always tell my council person “if you want to get rid of violent crime, you get rid of traction”

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@bnmrtns

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@Cowboy_Christ The Downfall of all of the YoutTube celebrities from 2010-2015 isn’t gonna watch itself

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

Thank you

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

They should have made George Lopez the Blue Beetle

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@miniaturemaya You can always have the kids make some of the crafts you want and then say it’s a “class project” so you don’t have to do it.

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@miniaturemaya We try

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@bludgercontrol There are SHINIES in the game?

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

Whoa. I don’t even want to click “Show” here, this showed up like 10 seconds after I hit send

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

My Insta polls are becoming less of actual polls and more of a game with pre-written dialogue options. Like Skyrim or Outer Worlds, except instead of responding to what I said, you have to pick “big fan of space heaters” or “my dandruff has become uncontrollable”

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

Someone post another bombshell in the forums, I only need a few points before I become Amethyst Brandon

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@bludgercontrol I also think they should film him doing the cocaine

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

Come on down to the East Coast, where you can have your face seared off by the sun, or be drowned by the rain

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@USQuadball2go I s2g

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

goddamn was i funny or what

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

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[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@whimsicali27 The lies must end

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

@whimsicali27 Was he the one drawing your blood?