mary andrews

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

Bitch, don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y'all telling me mermaids don?t exist? Fuck you.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

High school relationships that end up in marriage. >>>

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

"You look cute today :)".. "Really?!" Helll no, swerve hoe!

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep. Fuck are you bitches begging for 12 inches of dick for? You Bitches Retarded Have A Seat-- >_/

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

Kanye West should interrupt the debate.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

I'll ride with you through bullshit, just don't bullshit me.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

Hoes will be hoes.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

#ToMyFutureSon, Your first phone, is gonna be a flip-phone. Idgaf if the iPhone15 is out by then, YOU MUST KNOW THE STRUGGLE!

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

I don't stalk, I investigate.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

#SignsSheRatchet if her Facebook name is Shaniqiua YeaYouMadHoeCauseIFuckedYoMan Johnson

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

If you have to SNEAK to do it, LIE to cover it up, or DELETE it to avoid it being seen then maybe you SHOULDN'T be doing it anyway.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand ... BITCH !!

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

"Im not a Hoe." - Most Hoes

[mary andrews @BorgesJetertsz]

If your boyfriend only wants you for your breast, thighs and legs; Send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a value meal!