Boring Boris

Hi there, I'm Boris aka 'Henry Walker'
Full time brummy, Rugby player & Teller of Stories
Although boring all views are my own
(Parody account)

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

I went to buy some camouflage trakkies the other day but I couldn't find any.

#bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Great win last night. I think I deserve this salmon for breakfast. #winning@holm #matchfees #winnersaregrinners #bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

What can I say I can be a bit of a flirt 💁🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/WSOpcCswCZ

[Charlie Beckett @Charlie_Beckett]

Good to see @Walker1998Henry not living up to his @BoringBoris2 nickname here and holding the ball at such a ‘jaunty angle’ he’ll be telling this story for months to come... https://t.co/fCfgfe90bF

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso. @cammyorr95
#bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Trying to get away from @MathProtheroe s death breath
#bantawithboz #backwithavengeance

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Chinese takeaway- £15
Delivery charge- £1
The realiseation when they've forgotten one of the containers- riceless
#bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

That Takam longer than I thought @anthonyfjoshua #bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.... #bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Bring it on that north westerly breeze would do wonders for the throwing. What you think @richardhibbard2 @motz02 #straightasaroundabout https://t.co/65M1OSq9ib

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Not a #hurricane but an Autumn storm. #gales with strongest gusts 50-70mph in W Wales & S England on Saturday. Darren

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Huge congrats to Alexander on winning the messiest house mate poll! #thelightsareonbutnobodyishome
#getheloorollsin @whiffy15 @Minion_Kev1

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Happy birthday to one of my day ones @John_Afoa #Bozzasbdaymessages #bantswithboz #no1fan

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Less than 24hrs left to vote. Not been this excited since watching the battle of helms deep in The Lord Of The Rings #Gandelfsavestheday

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

House inspection next week who'll have the worst room? #loserbuysthelooroll @whiffy15 @Minion_Kev1 Pray there's no UV light @hazrandall9 🙏🏼

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Lucky to have great teammates like this guy @BenjiVellacott9
So hard to catch on and off the pitch #hesprobablyjustbusy #boring&boring

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

The boys told me to stop singing wonderwall today.

I said maybe.
#bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

The reaction I get when I finally give into giving the boys a shoulder release. @HartpuryRFC @hazrandall9 #boztherubman #teambehindtheteam

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

@gloucesterrugby Hey guys just in case you don't realise this isn't Val. 👍🏼 #justhelpingabrotherout

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Was meant to go for a coffee with the lads early. Had a breakfast tea and a slice of lemon drizzle instead. LOL #Expecttheunexpected

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

A battery and a firework got arrested. One got charged and the other let off. #bantswithboz

[Boring Boris @BoringBoris2]

Left my chewing gum in my mouth for too long. Bad way to end the weekend. 😓