Boring Tom Gilbert

Dogs are mans best friend

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Happy @Crebbin4 is back. I like him because he chose me to be on his sports team and that's something that has never happened to me before.

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Tonight I took a puck to my face. I now look like elephant man. It hurts.

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It was so lovely that all my friends made the special effort to come out for my birthday last night. I felt very special

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My bestest friend @JakeNurse18 might not be able to go to Vegas now, this makes me really sad. #angrynurse

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... Did you all know that Mikey used to go to school with Marcus Rashford?

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@_whirl_wind_ @mereiatable_ I love this Brian. I'm not that little kitty anymore . #positive #positivity #positivevibes #pusspuss

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Yesterday was a tough game. I hope Conor's leg is better. That was a big gash he had,but it was nice to see a gash again. It's been so long.

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Is wondering why my mum always puts pictures of Mikey up on Facebook but never me. #Afrocarribeanprick

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Today is game day. This is where I get to practice my opening and closing of door skills.

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@HarryGreaves33 did someone say dogs arse? 👀

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@_whirl_wind_ thank you captain Worrall. I hope to provide as much entertainment on here as I do on the ice. #plugbert

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@altymike Michael. Dogs of all shapes sizes and bumholes are my favourite. I could never pick a favourite, that would be unfair.

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@andydunn_8 thank you Andrew. I hope to keep you entertained during your trucking adventures. I like trucks.

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Is fed up of delivering next catalogues to people's houses. They are really heavy and they really hurt my shoulder.

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@_whirl_wind_ this is great news Brian, it really is. #bestdayever

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It is lunchtime. Today I am having chicken and sweetcorn soup as the chip shop is closed. Friday is usually my cheat day too. Sad Gilbert

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The bus to Nottingham on Sunday was very long, it was about 2 hours.

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I forgot to let the dogs out before work this morning, that means they will be inside all day now.