Boring Max

Cool

[Boring Max @BoringMax1]

Just walked past a primary school, wishing I was that age again so it wasn’t weird that I fancied little girls

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@Fuckbeingsober Do I know you?

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Unpopular opinion: Australian penis taste better then English penis.

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Unpopular opinion: veggie pizza is underrated.

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Hey guys I’m back, just landed Down under! Already can’t wait to get them boardshorts on and hit them narly waves 🌊. Peace out dudes ✌️

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Today has been so funny, Me and the family where out in the snow and I said "never eat yellow snow "😂😂😂😂!

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#TheLoonThief

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Well.. what can I say, only 17 hours until the party starts. That's precisely 1020 minutes, 61200 seconds, 6.12+e7 milliseconds, 6.12e+10 microseconds to be exact!

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"It's going to go down a treat" 🙈

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Tomorrow night is going to be blast, might even sample a gin with pink lemonade and squeezed lime. Even tho I have a squash at 8 on Saturday morning! (Naughty max)

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Whoever has took my loons will be in serious trouble!

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I said Mam "it's Christmas tomorrow" she replied with " I know max". I can't believe it.

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Whickham the night, nowt daft #beeronly

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Heading to newcastle city centre to boogie with lads, hope there’s no girl there they always spoil my fun as I get a funny sensation in my pants and I don’t like it #christianissues

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Guess what I guys, I stayed up past 11(didn’t go to sleep till 11:20) and my Mam said she could hear my music it was that loud #mentalmax #whatanight

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Crazy weekend planned ahead, james Arthur on the headphones tonight keemon, might stay up past 11

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Very impressed with the amount of tight leggings are on today, but the lads guns are definately are on show 😍😍

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As everyone knows, I love to write quotes in my spare time. I would appreciate if people could tell me what they think about the ones I have produced so far? "I'm so gay I can't even think straight"
"Maybe I'm gay, maybe I'm not, just kidding I'm gay.

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What a great sleep last night, watching the stars from the window was a astonishing sight.

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Late night wanks are the one

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@Keaseltheweasel