Boring Joe Spratt

Gym.

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I had to take a 2 month break from Twitter due to too much work but now I have less work so I am back. I kind of miss the work.

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My favourite animals are Cats. Might not look it bit I really like Cats.

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I exstreamly enjoy my after gym talk with the gym instructor. He is a very interesting guy, ex bodybuilder and powerlifter. Lovely chap.

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Thinking about redecorating my bedroom, not sure whether to go for soft grey or mild beige wallpaper.

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Started watching The Big Bang Theory to educate myself about the origin of the universe. Safe to say I was left thoroughly disappointed.

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Housemates wanted to go for a drink this weekend, had to politely decline. My body is a temple.

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Before I step foot in any club I enquire about the fire exits. Sure, I like to have fun, but it's even more fun when it's safe fun.

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Late night tonight. 11pm. This reading is kicking off with a right old bang.

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Why do people ruin perfectly good tonic water by adding gin?

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Netflix and chill? No thanks, it's audio books and yoga for me.

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Bought some packs on FIFA today, I got Johan Djourou and Darren Fletcher, safe to say they will play pivotal roles in my ultimate team

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Gym instructor said he liked my shoes today. "Thank you", I replied, "they're for my feet".

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I went to Tesco this morning and they didn't have my favourite bread so I went back later and they still didn't. I'll try again tomorrow.

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When it goes past midnight in a club I say "good morning" to the bar staff because it is 12:01am, then I promptly head home to bed.

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Saw a nice car on the way home today. It was a red car.

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Curry night tonight, going to get a korma.