Bumblin Boris

I'm Bumblin Boris... Leader? Cough, sneeze, spread #BestPM

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Peasants remain calm, I've spoken with the #Covid_19 virus and it promises to leave us alone for five days. It, like us enjoys a holiday and with #Christmas2020 it is taking that break! So go forth, cough into each others open mouths, forget social distancing! Merry Xmas!

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Yes Peasants immediate action is required to stop the spread of #COVID19 so we are now in #Lockdown2 and when is this immediate action taking place?! Well immediately... On Thursday! #BorisJohnson 4 more years #BestPMEva

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Why didnt Rocky just throw in the sponge?! Apollo Creed would still be alive! #COVID19 #Rocky4

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

We will not throw in the sponge... #COVID19

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

#borishasfailedtheuk is trending again! Why I've been very CLEAR

Go outside!

Stay indoors!

Eat Out to help out!

DO NOT GO OUT

Go to the pub!

DO NOT GO TO THE PUB

A stitch in time saves 9... or was it 7?

Rule of six

Pretty self explanatory...

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Of course my local isn't on the 10pm curfew list... No Peasants drink there...

Covid only effects the poor now and only after 10pm... #BorisHasFailedTheNation I don't think so I'm as good as Thatcher

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Did we tell you to go out?! Yes!

Did we tell you to eat out to help out?! Yes!

Did we allow the pubs to open?! Yes!

Is the spike in #COVID__19 your fault?! Yes...

We the #Tories are never at fault! I'm the best #PrimeMinister since Thatcher!

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

#TheRuleOfSix is simple, if you are hunting Grouse then you are clearly wealthy and then #Covid_19 won't touch you, it is a virus that only affects the Peasants...

#BorisJohnsonMustGo I'm off fox hunting!

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

I've told you he wasn't breaking the law he was testing his eyes! Now get in your tower block Or i'll send my #CovidWardens to fine you! #ToryLawBreakers Bloody peasants!

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

@rantsnbants Simple if you eat out, you help out by spreading the virus more, then more of the elderly die and that's one less pension I have to pay! I'm the smartest PM ever! Saving the tories money one death at a time

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Remember Peasants the virus returns from its holiday tomorrow so no more than 6 people in one household, if you have 7 the virus will know and you'll be in trouble

Our new motto

Sneeze, cough, spread

Economy over the elderly #Covid19UK #BorisOut #BorisHasFailedTheUK

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

@JimBellWilson Good, one less pension! #VoteBoris

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

#GreatBritain we are not number one when it comes to #COVID19 cases this I can not stand for

Remember Peasants

Cough, sneeze, spread... #HerdImmunity

#BritainNumberOne

#BorisTheLiar NEVER?!

#BorisOut

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

So Peasants I've been informed that London has something called a train station, who knew?! Pack yourselves on there. No masks and cough into each others mouths #HerdImmunity go my human cattle spread forth

#BorisOut

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Remember peasants the new rules

Cough, sneeze, spread... #HerdImmunity #BorisOut

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

Good morning Peasants, hope you make some nice shiny coins to buy sugary snacks and your alco pops.

Remember the rules though

Cough, sneeze, spread...

We need more of the elderly to die that way I don't have to pay pensions

Economy over the elderly #CovidUK #BorisTheLiar

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

I'm glad we are getting this break away from #CovidUK but it'll be back Monday in time for our new plan

Sneeze. Cough. Cram into public transport

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

@EnolaGrae @MrFreddywilson The nurses saved me so I could make sure they didn't get a pay rise! #Covid19UK completed it mate!

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

He's killed way more than me! Look Peasants Trump is at fault

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

He knew. He lied. 190,000 people died.

[Bumblin Boris @BorisBumblin]

If you're worried about your children and going back to what I assume is public school, take them out that way we can fine you 5 shiny coins and that's more money for us! #ToryLiars #BorisTheLiar #COVID19 #BackToSchool2020