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Happy New Year.

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This is pasty. The pasty of independence!

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But Them's The Breaks #Borisresigns #BorisJohnson

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I think in hindsight it was the wrong thing to do. #BorisJohnson #BorisOut

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TERWELVE

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Great Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jellies.

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BUT I WISH. #BorisJohnson #Boris

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A Kangaroo Testicle.

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I DO! #BorisNoMates #Boris

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Oh I'm so sorry. #BorisJohnson #Boris

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Your Mum. #BorisNoMates #Boris

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You've got loads of apples mate

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About Porridge...

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Miserable Leftie.

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Good evening everybody.

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As much chance of being reincarnated as an olive.

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Abnormal Curvature of the Fingers.

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Oh Get Stuffed.

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I have had... some drugs.

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Well I've told you what I think about cycle helmets.

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Great Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jellies.