Boris Witzenfeld

I am a theatre practitioner, musical comedian and Arsenal fan. Executive Manager of @superkidztrust . All views are my own (he/him)

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If @ColeenRoo doesn’t have a tv detective show by the end of the year then all the production companies in the world are nincompoops

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@UpperNorLibHub Thank you for an amazing 3 years ❤️

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@Orbinho has anyone come back from 2-0 against citeh and won in the pep era? #lookingforhope

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@joelycett Well played @joelycett 👏👏👏👏👏

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@joelycett @joelycett well done for holding people to account on this issue.
It looks like you might be forced to shred the 10 grand. Would it be cheating to shred a picture of David Beckham instead and give the money to charity? Or could you do a banksy and auction the shredded cash?

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@CharlieJamison This is the truest thing ever committed to a tweet. Chapeaux 👏

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@chrishaydon99 @GateTheatre That’s a real shame, I hope they find other funding but that is very tough on them. They have done good work for a long time

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@Orbinho Oooh I must of missed that from yesterday. Thanks mate. This statistically bodes quite well for the season 👏👏👏

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Dear @Orbinho I very much enjoy your stats & content. So thanks so much for that. Is there any data about how many teams have won their first 5 games in the PL and then gone on to win the title/get top 4? Ta very much

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@afcstuff Yes, but is it possible in the time? Unless edu has been cooking something on the quiet on the bbq

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@GlenLenSherman True

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@adamrowecomedy @Haveawordpod Repeat @eshaanakbar he’s always amazing
Realistic @GlenLenSherman very funny comedian, would be a fantastic addition
Unrealistic @chrisrock would be phenomenal if it were possible

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@eshaanakbar Quota’s full. Please @KaeKurd bring back quota’s full for an end of the year special. Please 🙏

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@SenseiCarl_ Igor biscan ‘if you like a lot of Igor on your biscan join our club’ was a quality song I’m not a Liverpool fan but he was a legend

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@Jarlath Lots of thin layers that you can remove if you get hot/ put back on if not, gloves and big headphones to keep your ears warm

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@arseblog @gunnerblog When we feel the sting of a load of players going to afcon, if we don’t sign anyone would you rather, patino, Wilshire or a magpie in the centre of our midfield?

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@WilHodgson Yes, it is absolutely glorious

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@Herring1967 Delighted for you and your family. Great news on your new indestructible status 👏🎉🍾x

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@StuartBird @mralistairgreen You are correct Stuart, it should be ‘telly’. I have taken the time to educate myself on the matter thanks for your interjection. A ‘tellie’ is in fact a group of evolving friends that know the meaning of the word love. Make of that what you will https://t.co/Y4SDDU9z49

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@radstrongdoctor @mralistairgreen Choice 1 - smash the system.
choice 2 - set up a go fund me to get him an Oxbridge post grad. I’m up for either!