Not true most gas stations prices are controlled by a jobber and the prices change sometimes more than once in a day. The market on fuel or gasoline is a worldwide market. So stress on that synced supply chain raises price. Gas stations replace the fuel in the ground on average every 2 1/2 days.
Only 3% of the population serves in our military, for those that have given us the ultimate sacrifice ๐ซก๐บ๐ธ we thank you for your patriotism in America and what you gave up to keep us FREE. God bless America. Happy Memorial Day๐บ๐ธ
There seems to be some confusion about what โFlorida Manโ actually means, so let me break it down for the outsiders. ๐
Youโve got the Savage Florida Man โ this dude is a straight-up animal. He wrestles 12-foot gators before breakfast and makes the python look like the bitch in the fight. Absolute legend. ๐ช
Then youโve got Florida Meth Man โ this is the one yโall see on the news. The naked lunatic in a diaper with bugged-out eyes and two remaining teeth dangling on for dear life, bow hunting iguanas from a tree at 4am while screaming at the voices. Classic Stem Fast diet gone wrong. ๐งโโ๏ธ
Youโve got MacGyver Florida Man โ this crazy bastard can drone fish by remote control, rig a jet ski to a pressure washer to make a shark vacuum, and fix a transmission with duct tape, zip ties, and a coat hanger. If itโs broken, heโll make it work with some beer and redneck engineering. ๐ง
Most of us are actually Regular Florida Man โ normal dudes who go to work, love our families, support DeSantis, and just want to keep Florida red. We can wrangle a small gator and fix a lawnmower with zip ties, but we ainโt out here fighting snakes for sport. ๐
And thenโฆ God help usโฆ youโve got Rainbow Florida Man. ๐คก These fragile creatures are mostly spotted in Key West, St. Pete, and certain zip codes in Miami and Orlando. Usually wearing less clothing than a stripper at Mons Venus on her first song, aggressively twerking in front of kids, and spreading diseases faster than their glitter supply. Get too close to their feelings and theyโll slap-box you with a purse while calling you a bigot. ๐
Five different species. Only three of them should be allowed to vote. ๐๐
@srkntnyldz Completely agree. Look at the fraud that has taken over our system of government. Iโm not sure there is one of the 550 agencies that is not full of fraud at this point and thatโs not including the states, counties, or cities.
@AngelinaReagan7 Yes there was a Freedom Train that traveled around the country showing off our most precious artifacts from the American experience. It was inspiring for a little boy to see when I saw it! Gave me this patriotic love of America. ๐บ๐ธ God Bless her to the end!