mr. zucchini head

its upsettin’ me nd my homegirl cuz if u can’t go to Bella Noches where the hell could u go’ 🇭🇳

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

The Indian scammers don’t stop texting me so I asked him for nudes now he stopped replying

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

There was a fight at the gas station

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Watching someone fall out of love with you over time is a different type of pain. That’s the type of pain that you feel in your chest. I wouldn’t even wish that on my enemy.

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Not gonna lie I’m taking rue Bennetts death real hard

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

I wanna know what was Gwen Stefani’s thought profess behind “Wind it Up “

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

I sneezed and nobody in Arizona said bless you fucken bitches

[🍍Celo @7celo]

Até homem hétero pode dar o cu gente

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

I’m in el mirage Arizona to be exact

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

I’m in Arizona bitches

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

I need him immediately

[fer 𐙚 @L4NDOLIVIA]

bicep…. lemme munch on that

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Who in Arizona rn I’m bored

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

you have to kill the man inside your head.

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Tf you mean it’s boba time don’t take cash

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Las De La Intuicion by shakira was ahead of its time

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

I’m a bad bitch I ain’t ever been a mix breed

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

White peoples are so irritating like my homegirl works at a pizzeria that closes at 10. They inform you that they take their last order at 9:40 because they close at 10, why are you showing up to pick up your order at 10:06 casually ?!?!

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Ditch That - by The Dream does something to my core

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

You just a earthling you ain’t ever been to Wayne’s world

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Meet me in my boudoir

[mr. zucchini head @BornFromALotus_]

Whenever I have low self esteem I always remember that this one time this guy incited me over to his house and he had a girl there and he was tryna make us have a 3some and I declined and he sent her home and told me to stay