Borna Shamloo

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MAVS FAN FOR LIFE
Cloud Engineer at Oracle
Keyboard Enthusiastic & Sports Fan

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

The Spurs have lost every game since this post

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Here is what an elephant herd looks like in Tsavo, Kenya in the 1950s.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

someone tell James Gunn we have a generational Reverse Flash casting right here

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

jobs where you get rewarded for failing to accomplish basic tasks:

-streamers
-cops
-ceos
-dnc

[Borna Shamloo @BornaShamloo]

Someone help her set up a Plex Server

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This woman recorded over 300,000 hours of TV over 35 years because she was scared people would try to rewrite history

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Disintegrated this dude just because

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans in Ohio just ignored court rulings repeatedly and did it anyway.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

This is the type of discourse the world needs more of fr

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

INSANE BUT TRUE:

Nikola Jokic has never beaten a playoff team with more than 50 wins

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

"Being a Lakers fan is nothing but torture"

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Very cool “free market” you got there

[🦌👁️まどか @X7zt3VNjEB87395]

オレはブロリー でもメガスターミーでもない……」

「オレは貴様を倒す者だ!!」

[Drew Bricks (fell for the soup) @DrewBricks]

We are about to see a level of military propaganda that has not been seen since Transformers (2007)