Hot Jess Express💕

Jesus. Plants. Art. Type 1 Diabetes ✨

[Hot Jess Express💕 @BornofOpal]

And now, a thread about Elon Musk and why he scares me.

[Hot Jess Express💕 @BornofOpal]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ny @hisprivatestory]

Men using “she looks like a man” as an insult…so you agree…men look a mess…

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

any nigga that play wit yo birthday hate you

[Hot Jess Express💕 @BornofOpal]

Lmaoo this is so funny. It’s fat and she can cook smh consider your man GONE

[mommiana @mommiana5]

You letting him go to his bm house to see the kids and her butt big asf Omg

[mommiana @mommiana5]

You letting him go to his bm house to see the kids and her butt big asf Omg

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when you're going through old messages & you see the last "i'm on the way" & "I'm here" before the end

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

it's nasty out here. You really gotta find you a fine nigga with adult autism and settle down

[Hot Jess Express💕 @BornofOpal]

I hate a deep side part that’s slick down

[Hot Jess Express💕 @BornofOpal]

Loveeee the old people who hated tr*mp since the 80s & 90s. They saw the shenanigans in real time

[A.J. 👼🏾 @msameliamfj]

Finally woke up and realized that the person I was “talking to” was never going to be my man and I was just over romanticizing a situationship that was never going anywhere.

Whew! Happy Monday ☀️

[𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒐𝒏 @WelingtonOnAir]

LMFAO this is everything Zach ever wanted🤭

[j | girl idk @jaysoromantic]

carl and sincere really need to watch out cuz this is gay as hell

[˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @soushisgodmuvaa]

evb saying 2016 but this is very 2012-2014

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

getting emotionally abused is so embarrassing like actually no I didn’t notice the very obvious red flags right in front of me (aggressive behavior, coercion, lack of respect towards boundaries) & instead stayed until he drained me of life & made me temporarily lose my sanity

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Moving from a fine ngga to a finER ngga >>>> i keep telling yall it’s always a finer ngga around the corner

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Men will be “not ready for a relationship” but somehow be ready for your body, your time, your money, and your emotional labor.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

feeling unwanted changes u a lot, tbh

[Anna Bahr @anna_bahr]

Credit scores were invented in 1989 :)

[Maya ✨ @sparkly_vibe]

This is why I stand 10 toes down on dating good looking men because even if they play in my face I can justify it with well he was really hot lmao