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The exact reason I have all aluminum suitcases. Expensive upfront but well worth the added protection.

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🚨 LEAKED FOOTAGE FROM O’HARE AIRPORT BAG ROOM — THIS IS WHAT THEY DO TO YOUR LUGGAGE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING

Suitcases getting LAUNCHED full force like garbage.
No hesitation. No care. Just straight impact.

This is the same bag you trust with everything you packed… getting thrown like this.

And airlines still charge you extra for it.

This isn’t a mistake.
It’s routine.

So when your bag shows up cracked open, items missing, or completely destroyed… was it ever “lost”… or just handled like this the entire time?

How many times has YOUR bag been treated like this?

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@loobah_l @drethelin Came to say exactly this!

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@X can you explain how you can’t interact with this tweet but somehow it doesn’t break your policy while wishing death on someone else?!

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@interesting_aIl @grok what is the name of this restaurant and where is it located in Japan?

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@DefiantLs Reminds me of Jaguar’s recent rebranding.

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@Mike_kim714 Any day possible. Amazing opportunity.

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@JeremieFrimpong Gion Izuju in Kyoto - https://t.co/2fiJxBFYtU
Sushi Matsumoto Shinagawa - Shinagawa Station (Tokyo)

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