Borracho Obama

Leader of the free world's alter ego. Drunker more altered ego. Time for another beer summit.

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Just thought of a great idea, @iamdiddy I'm going to need you to change your slogan to Vote Borracho or Die. One term president I think not!

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Thx for following @BuffDaddy_ . Are you by chance related to Puff Daddy, or Diddy or whatever the fuck he calls himself now? #fingerscrossed

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No terrorist calls made the list, they have no sense of humor. But @charliesheen booty calls to hookers, those are priceless! #PatriotAct

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Today our lil Patriot Act turns 10 yrs! We threw a big bash and listened to the funniest phone taps from the past decade.

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People often ask me what my favorite drink is. According to the latest polling numbers, it's Jameson. Makes sense, I am 1/75th Irish.

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Welcome to the party @DancinJess85 and @Nickryan34!! Remember it's BYOB, there's only room in the budget for creating jobs, not drunks.

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Party of no? Every time I ask @SpeakerBoehner if he wants another round of booze he says yes, yes, for the love of God, YES! #TrueStory

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I really can empathize with the @OccupyWallSt protestors. I would stand with you but right now I'm unable to stand at all #Tequila #NextTime

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My first followers! @MCtotheDC & @Levanters are some fine patriotic Americans. These tequila shots are for you... you're buying. #taxmoney

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I was watching the #WorldSeries last night and was a bit envious of the ovation that George W Bush received. Maybe 2013 won't be so bad...

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MIlitary intelligence reports are for suckas. Thanks to twitter, I can just follow all terrorists on my news feed. I'm on to you @alqaeda

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Relax everyone. It's only 4 in the afternoon, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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I've been staring at this screen for the past 45 minutes thinking about what to tweet. It's a lot easier when there's a #teleprompter around

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2 hours and 6 beers later, still not a single follower. If there is one thing I hate, it's drinking alone. #notreally #stuffisaytomysponsor

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After watching 100s of hours of Fox News, I've figured out they don't hate me, they're trying to push me... to drink. Rupert's #winning

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Economic policy, military decisions, those are a piece of cake. Deciding what your first tweet should say... horrifyingly strenuous. #noob