God's Silliest Goose

In my Kurt Cobain era

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

started thinking and made myself #upset

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[meow @swirli_e]

im such a liker i deadass scroll and like everything

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Realizing mid conversation that this is their final episode in my life

[Ruff | VRChat Furry VTuber @AFurryAnimal]

How it feels when you unstick your balls from the side of your legs 🍒🐕‍🦺

[ِ @anjoazl]

Dostoevsky was right, my worst sin is, in fact, destroying and betraying myself for nothing

[babyrock @rinmaxxing]

woke up unfollowed and removed

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Martys Hairline @MmaUnderdogz]

Dustin Poirier after taking approximately two tequila shots at an airport:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

now i gotta be lonely cause i know my worth and shit

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[cav empty @cavempty_]

im sorrry i don’t know why im like that either

[Solely Bria @BriaSolely]

Putting the mother in motherboard 💜