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@Simon_Pegg you couldn't make it up !!! Poor old lass .....stick her on a race course any racecourse ....happy as a pig in shit !!

[davidjackson @BorrowdaleChef]

@lucyyjackson because it's your day off so your exciiiiiiited ! X

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@jgibson1988 see old wobbly eyes is desperate for you lot to sign Wiltshire !! #DennisWise

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Anyone stopped to think that maybe arsenal wenger has found it a bit tougher since 'new money' Chelski and Arabchester city came to play?

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@jgibson1988 @Jake_Doolin tbf ....Again all he's got is the petr chec #deGea

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@jgibson1988 @Jake_Doolin tbh ...at united where's the Drogba ? where's the Terry ? Where's the Lampard ? Where's the Makalele ?

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@jgibson1988 @Jake_Doolin he's never got over you lot mate !! #lovesick

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@jgibson1988 spot on mate .....need any nibbles or owt ...give me a shout
no prawn sarnies though !! Reserved for Doolin @Jake_Doolin

[davidjackson @BorrowdaleChef]

@jgibson1988 it's just it seems your my only friend xx

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@jgibson1988 have to get a pint in next time your in town ....can't help feeling I'm letting me sell down with this bants stuff !!!

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@jgibson1988 chelsea here he comes .......?

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@jgibson1988 you spent £58 million on a defender joe lad #morata

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@jgibson1988 fraid not joe lad ....working mate #bants

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@JulieHanly2 your !!

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@JulieHanly2 walk on walk on with Hope in you heart ....

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#HomeFromHome @BBCOne if you want to see what Cumbrians look like why don't you hire a helicopter and film us through our windows #heyup

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#HomeFromHome BBCs generic idea of a Cumbrian ...Barbour jacket #millicandalton beard saying typical 'Cumbrian' words like yonder !!

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Wtf ......this country and weather LOST THE PLOT !!!!

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@KTHopkins @heather_venter nah it's definitely RED !!! For you lass x