Eli B

My liver may be failing but otherwise I got all As and one B cuz I'm bad at Spanish

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

new bio

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Keep a tender distance so we’ll both be free.

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

The only thing I want to hurt my heart anymore is the later life consequences of my diet choices

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

I really want to become a villian but I don't have the backstory to back it up yet. Like what would I do if a hero asked me? I think I'd just run away and cry.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

nintendo
nintendas
nintenda
nintendamos
nintendan

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

the smartest animals:
-owl (wearing graduation cap)
-worm (in an apple; wearing glasses)

[yedoye @yedoye_]

john cena is spanish for john dinner

[Casey Mink @Casey_Mink]

I actually mean it but currently my favorite thing to do at the theater is turn to my companion the second the lights come up and say, “Well, they can’t all be Diana the musical”

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Everything's different, nothing's changed.

[sean @Haurmeya]

pidgey flying my stoned ass to vermilion city

[nick v @falco]

link players be like check out this combo then give themselves 70%

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

We should have belonged together.

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

Did I make a complete humiliating fool of myself last night or was I a sweet delight and everyone loves me? Love asking this question

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Love him, can't get enough of him.

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

ayo wtf

[!! @wockhardtxo]

idk how to flirt but if you wanna argue hmu

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

Did any of y'all think you'd eventually outgrow the toilet seat and start sitting on the rim, or was I just a stupid kid?

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

Sloppy joes are really good

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

@nathankriebel Me too

[Eli B @BorwickEli]

Guess my followers don't care anymore...