Casey TeBos

Former Storm Chaser • Recovering Salesman • Dairy Farmer in South Central Michigan

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

“Prices are horrible, I don’t know what we’re going to do”
-Farmer sitting on a $100,000 pulling tractor

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

Haven’t logged onto Twitter since November. Glad to see everyone’s still having a shitty day

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@Bayley_Osborne @wadegarrettr

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@steveconaway1 One of our tractors nailed a 10 point on Friday. Chasing does. Caught his rack and head in the front 3pt, and snapped his neck right there.

[Darrin Schmidt @ISchmidtFaced]

I want to buy a semi but it costs huge monies😢

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@BenRiensche I will give you $473/acre. I win

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@flagship8240 @FarmChicJodi My favorite one is to haul exactly one load of manure right next to them...and then...”break down”

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

“So I felt wholly within my rights to run my 1 ton truck through this new alfalfa seeding while it’s sopping wet out...gotta get them deers!”

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

*vietcong has entered the chat*

[Tom Elliott @tomselliott]

@JoeBiden Biden: "Those who say 'the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots' -- a great line, well, guess what: The fact is, if you’re going to take on the government you need an F-15 with Hellfire Missiles. There is no way an AK-47 is going to take care of you."

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@alex_bommarito Also true. Toss Dan Marino in there as well as John Stockton and Ty Cobb and and LaDainian Tomlinson and Ken Griffey Jr. and Charles Barkley and Tony Gwynn

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

Calvin freaking Johnson

[Sports @Sports]

who has NEVER won a championship but SHOULD'VE

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@jessekraftt @barstoolsports *Kenny Goins has entered the chat*

[Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 @miketomalaris]

Road rage with a twist.
Don’t mess with this dude!
Wait till the end.

[Casey TeBos @BosCasey]

@kcamp3

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Ohio sucks

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Whoever follows Alex Trebek will have the biggest shoes to fill in the history of shoes. Maybe the most impossible man to replace in the history of the United States. He was perfect at his job.