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@Riya_XOO1 110

[Prof Makau Mutua @makaumutua]

WHY are boda boda riding against traffic EVERYWHERE in Nairobi? Why? Don’t we have traffic police in this country? We cannot NORMALIZE such illegal, abnormal, and UNCIVILIZED conduct and still call ourselves a world class city. We CANNOT! Those responsible must act. NOW @IG_NPS @DCI_Kenya @ODPP_KE @AGOfficeKenya

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

1. Do not touch her.

2. Take pictures and make videos.

3. Talk to a lawyer and a docto.

4. Report to the nearest police station .

5. Report to the nearest hospital, preferably government hospital.

6. Do not attempt to run away.

7. Prepare your mind to spend few days in cell or prison pending investigation.

8. Let your lawyer and doctor do their work and do not talk too much.

9. Prepare to spend money for your doctor, lawyer and police.

10. Pray to God for mercy. Let your mother pray for you

[ViralShotsss @ViralShotsss]

Curiosity isn't unique to humans.
This is the moment an orca carefully examines a human baby.

[👑 @Kdhchels_]

🚨🎙️ Rio Ferdinand on Enzo Maresca leaving Chelsea for Manchester City:

🗣️ “I’ll be honest, I never thought we’d get to hear the full story from Maresca himself. For months, everyone was blaming the owners for sacking one of their best managers in recent years, but the club simply knew something the public didn’t.”

🗣️ “If a player or a manager no longer sees a club as the place he want, then why should the club want to keep him? Sometimes the biggest move a club can make is knowing when to let go.”

🗣️ “From Maresca’s side though, I found it disappointing. Chelsea gave him the biggest opportunity of his career. They took him from Leicester, trusted him with one of the biggest jobs in England and gave him a platform to build his name.”

🗣️ “You don’t leave a club like that halfway through a project because Pep Guardiola calls you. That’s not how you repay a club that believed in you before everyone else did.”

🗣️ “I actually respect Chelsea for acting immediately. Once they realized his mind wasn’t fully at the club anymore, they moved on instead of begging someone to stay.”

🗣️ “And look at who they’ve brought in—Xabi Alonso. A manager with a bigger résumé, a stronger personality and someone who can influence an entire football club, not just the starting eleven.”

🗣️ “Maybe Maresca leaving and Xabi becoming available at almost the same time wasn’t just a coincidence. It could be a blessing in disguise.”

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

For FULL INFORMATION:

1. My kid bro was on the road @ntsa_kenya said he was though he didn’t know the speed he was driving at.

2. When my bro sent me the text from @ntsa_kenya , I told him to verify before he paid.

3. He called the number on it & was told to pay the fine in any @KCBInKenya nearest to him.

4. When my bro returned to Nairobi, he went to KCB Branch at Freedom Heights on Lang’ata Road.

5. My bro went to a bank teller who confirmed the fine is legitimate & that he can pay the fine.

6. My bro paid the fine & was issued with a KCB receipt!

The entire process looked so legitimate except that after paying, my bro got the text alert that the money was paid to an account of CATHERINE JERONO TOMNO.

Unless @ntsa_kenya & @KCBInKenya publicly respond to this, then we will assume that they are part of a scheme to defraud Kenyans. Why should public funds be deposited in a private account?

[Squidward @BosLorian]

@Zain_Iqbal_7979 96

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@oloojl Ngong 23 kms from cbd. Bure kabisa

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@mady_7710 09

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@luvmelaniaa 441111

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@AwedaJoshua Nala has been a good fighter since.

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@Unabombaar Being immature,just move on with your life.

[ViralShotsss @ViralShotsss]

The higher you climb, the more humble you should become.

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@SqSehrish 005

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

President William Ruto: To address concerns raised by returning travelers, including Kenyans who travel abroad and members of the diaspora, we have increased the duty-free allowance from Ksh 39,000 to Ksh 260,000 for gifts and personal effects that Kenyans can buy as they travel or as they come home from their jobs abroad

[Squidward @BosLorian]

@AmericaFirsa Madness

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@realMaalouf Islam....

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Saudi Arabia, a pilgrim attempted to strangle his sick father inside the Prophet’s Mosque in Medina, claiming that if he died there he would go straight to heaven.

Sick culture and mentality!

[Hamza Dagane @KeenNomad]

KSh 180M raised for one more mosque in Eastleigh among mushrooming of mosques in every corner, all while Muslim communities in North Eastern, Coast & parts of Nairobi face crushing poverty, for context; Mandera 72.9%, Garissa 67.8%, Wajir 64.7%, Turkana 82.7%. Leaders celebrating “biggest fundraising ever” for bricks & mortar while children go hungry, schools lack desks, and clinics have no medicine is a tragic missed priority.
Faith needs more than beautiful buildings. Prioritise hospitals, skills training & real economic empowerment. This obsession with mosques amid generational poverty explains why suffering persists instead this energy should shift to building more quality schools that actually equip children with skills to escape poverty or hospitals that meet the needs of our society. Time to shift focus.

[Squidward @BosLorian]

@WehliyeMohamed Simon Nyachae