Boss B.S.

Because sometimes bosses say the stupidest things.

So…now, here’s a place where you can submit your own personal gems for everyone to enjoy!

[Boss B.S. @boss_bs]

Submit your stupid boss quotes here or to [email protected]!! #office humor

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“Operating by fire.”

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"I can talk out of the back of my head!" #WTF

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Today's Boss of the Day: @darthvader

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@bjnovak @rainnwilson We can follow directions! :)

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“My first brain says…….” #boss #wtf

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“Well, that’s just another ghost in the closet.”

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"I'd really like to impress this client, so it would be great if you could dress up a little tomorrow."
via Laura @jeffandjer

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@feliciaday But now that you've piqued my interest, I just might use them!

[Boss B.S. @boss_bs]

Looking forward to seeing @ladygaga on Tuesday! #ladygaga

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@rainnwilson I'd rather lose like you than #win like Charlie Sheen!

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“Better to show up with the bullets in the chamber than having Fred smell chum in the bucket.”
#WTF?

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“You’re preaching to the wall here!”
#boss

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“Why can’t you ever do ‘C’ work?”

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At a staff meeting prior to the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday...

“Thank you, George, for being black.”

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“I’d rather be in front of the train, than behind it….”