Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Ani. Parody / Satire / Fan-Supported. Not Official & Not Affiliated with Disney, Lucasfilm, Star Wars.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it further.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Impressive. Most impressive.

[Von Glitschka @Vonster]

Star Wars Andor Season 2 is out, and we illustrated a custom wallpaper design for https://t.co/DC76sCpuCG developed by https://t.co/AyCUO4eKwx. It is now available for MacOS, iPads, and iPhones. See more work at: https://t.co/BOWKMtw2Cc #illustration

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Mos Eisley has nothing on this place.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Should Sheev Palpatine step down as head of the Empire? He will abide by the results of this poll and your votes will definitely not get you put on an Imperial watch list if you vote incorrectly.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Should I destroy Alderaan…

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Going forward, all storm troopers are now required to send an email every Friday updating the Emperor with what they are guarding. Imperial engineers should send “code samples” per internal memo sent out. Hardcore!

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

We will continue to explode planets until morale improves.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.

[Daniel Lippman @dlippman]

NEW: Justice Brett Kavanaugh had to exit through the rear of Morton's on Wednesday night after DC protestors showed up out front. A Morton's rep told me: "Politics … should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner." https://t.co/wlA4J2nxYW

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Define “most”.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Happy Father’s Day to all the father figures in the galaxy doing the most. #FathersDay

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Impressive. Most impressive.

[Brian P. Hogan @bphogan]

My daughter sent this meme to me and I’m laughing so hard my chest hurts.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

The Force is strong with this one. And Moses.

[Star Wars @starwars]

A personal message from Ewan McGregor.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

You cannot hide forever, Obi-Wan. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

They're coming.

#ObiWanKenobi, a limited series, starts streaming May 27 on @DisneyPlus.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

<Breathes heavily>

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

Hello there.

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

@verso

[Eric Geller @ericgeller]

https://t.co/Lu81wDY6h3

[Darth Vader @DarthVader]

Impressive. Most impressive. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Tim Isenman @TimIsenman]

Stop whatever the hell you’re doing, open Disney+, and turn on “Star Wars: Biomes”. Disney created flyovers of the different planets, with life and story unfolding down below. It’s pure magic 😭

[Kyle T Webster @kyletwebster]

Happy May 4th. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourth