Death Star PR

The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. Email: [email protected]

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All I'm saying is Alderaan COULD have spontaneously combusted.

You don't know, you weren't there.

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The comments by Rebel leaders calling the Emperor's supporters "garbage" are disgusting. There is no excuse for it.
It's still fine, however, for US to call THEM "scum" because when WE do it, we're joking, or you misunderstood, or we didn't mean it, or you need to lighten up.

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In the face of rising tyranny, sometimes the bravest thing you can do is absolutely nothing at all. On behalf of the Galactic Empire, thanks to the @washingtonpost and @latimes for taking a stand against taking a stand. #TrueBravery

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It is rude (and extremely wrong) of the Rebellion to call the Emperor a fascist JUST because he says and does fascist things and is, in fact, a fascist.
When will they turn down this hateful, 100% correct, rhetoric??!

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@MISTERHIPP @MARVELSNAP I am personay desperate to see a Dan Hipp Shadow King variant!

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@SafetyBlade_HS

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@KidKobun This is a great "joke" that definitely makes sense in the context of who said the exact words we're quoting!

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You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

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Me and the boys about to commit some official acts.

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My face when I become immune for all official acts, including wiping out the Jedi.

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@leeburridge 😅😅😅

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The Emperor just ordered the murder of every single Jedi, but Yoda is old and had a bad debate. Is it time for Yoda to step out of the race?

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On the one hand, the Emperor has committed many demonstrable crimes and stated repeatedly and publicly that he plans to commit more, but on the OTHER hand, Yoda sounds funny.

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"Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles."
- George Eliot
#TheAcolyte #StarWars

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As the party of law and order in the galaxy, the Empire firmly believes that no one is above the law, apart from the Emperor, Darth Vader and anyone else we decide should be above the law.

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If the Emperor can be thrown down a reactor shaft JUST for committing many galaxy-wide crimes, then ANY OF US could be next.

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Meet the new Rebel Pro: the thinnest Rebels we’ve ever created, the most advanced tentacled trash monster produced, with the incredible power of the Death Star trash compactors. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

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Killing all of the Jedi was a victimless crime as there are no Jedi left for the Empire to victimize.

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When Palpatine said there would be a "bloodbath" after the election, he didn't REALLY mean it. Promise. 😇