Bosco Sticks

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

"I wish there was a 7-11 closer. I got all these coupons.. I could get a free slurpee if I buy a laffy taffy."

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

*after getting a bag of skitles* "This is the best gift anyone's ever given me!"

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"I have one interview suit that I haven't used in.. 1 year and 7 months." (as long as he's been working at this company)

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

"Hey Bosco, what size suit are you?" "I don't wear suits, bro."

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

Does anyone have some @Skittles on them? I would love a Skittle right now.

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

I need to replenish my arsenal of supplements. That's what @Bodybuildingcom told me to do.

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I could go to @SUBWAY, eat two footlongs, and be back in like 25 minutes.

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

*whispers* Do you think I'm emotional?

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Why fix it if it's not broken? Riddle me that.

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You can't use the "R" word around here...although I would love to.

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That's almost annoying as when I had ants crawling on my legs.

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I wish the freaking @Cubs were on so I had something to do! [at work]

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I want to learn how to swim good.

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Dude, stop looking at porn on my computer!

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This is so dumb. I hate my life.

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

I got chicken skewers and a salad. I don't eat as many greens as I should.

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RE: @Paula_Deen's wedding dinner: It's not like she wasn't going to pay them.

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Wait @MileyCyrus was #twerking? Where can I see this?

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Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste.

[Bosco Sticks @BoscoSays]

I think they trust me...for some odd reason.