Matt

UT Spirit alum🍊 John 3:16

[Peyton @PeytonTowry]

How life feels being an Atlanta Braves fan right now

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

March Madness is terrifying if your favorite team is playing.

March Madness is electrifying for everyone else.

[Goku @Goku]

Just got word from King Kai. Chuck Norris has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.

[MaaikeDx 🖌 @RembrandtsRoom]

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it!

[Gunner Dobbins (Vox Machina era) @GunnerDobbins]

RIZZO MY SON

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

every crew has the one homie who always gets whipped cream on the tip of his nose when you go out for milkshakes!

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Me when when my friend Bert asks me if I want ice cream: sherbet

[Dave “Mortgages” Searle @MillerTimePod]

Gonna have to delete multiple years of childhood memories to clear up all the space in my brain this play will take up.

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[VolsMuse @VolsMuse]

Redemption day.

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

Some future car salesman hitting ten 3s on a blue blood today in his first televised game

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Me tonight.

[ຸ @XxTweetsAlot]

Anthony Davis has more birthdays celebrated on the Mavs (1) than games played (.75)

[jesse @solsrvca]

me in 30 years telling my kids about the night john cena turned heel

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

John Cena turning heel and joining forces with The Rock:

#WWEChamber

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

you can visit St. Jude’s Hospital website to send a free Valentine to a child. think about how much that would mean to them 🥹🥹🥹🥹👇🏽

[Iron @Ironninja8_]

In a perfect world the Fantastic Four has a post credit sequence like this

[Duolingo @duolingo]

👀 @dallasmavs

[Ass Tat Guy (Big 12 Champion) @garkmallemore]

There’s some 23 year old kid working in ticket sales for the Mavs that’s gotta have the worst Sunday Scaries of his life right now. Imagine having to go into work tomorrow and make cold calls to sell Mavs tickets…