Boss Vito Lopez

Public servant, party boss, expender of tax dollars, fat person. This is a parody account, but it may as well not be.

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

Is that the best fear-mongering Joe Lhota can muster? Please. #NYC2013

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

No RT @deBlasioNYC: If you're cheering Bill on tonight, RT and tell your friends to join #TeamdeBlasio: http://t.co/UtvTYDstX5

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

vital to celebrate every milestone MT @hunterw: Congratulations to Bernie Kerik on the removal of his ankle bracelet http://t.co/MuXmeVjstt

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That's quite a detailed #JCOPE report you've got there. I'd hate for anything to happen to it.

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Whatever you hear about me today, let's just keep it between us. Ok?

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

Let me know if you want to write an article about that, @hunterw

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

I thought my Twitter account got hacked once. But then I realized I'd just been on a crazy bender.

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

Got shit to do, man. RT @BKcolin: Brooklyn Assemblyman Vito Lopez a no-show in Albany http://t.co/cE8y0ayT via @klnynews

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Happy New Year. #StillTheBoss

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Thank god for taxpayer dollars. Settling this sexual harassment thing really could have set me back otherwise.

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Name one reason why I should resign. Not including sexual harrassment. Or corruption. Those aside, name one reason.

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Happy Mother's Day, Brooklyn! Going to Mother's Day brunch near my house in Queens. Don't get in my way or I'll punch you in the face.

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

.@BrooklynInsides Your #FF tweet is identical to my 2012 hit list. Amazing.

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Hey BK, what's the best hemroid treatment? Y'all pay for my amazing insurance, and I'm itching to get rid of this pain in my ass.

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Merry Christmas, Brooklyn! And by Merry Christmas, I mean Go Fuck Yourselves.

[Boss Vito Lopez @BossLopez]

@wssrstrm Nothing replaces an actual Yule Log in terms of joy creation, tho. Except financial records. I enjoy burning those.

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@azipaybarah @LincolnRestler Been toying with the idea of mandatory reading myself. People should def only be aloud to read certain things