𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖛𝖍𝖆 𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓🤬

HOPE

[Mukuru Wemazavu @fluenzarr]

Sex is nice but have you ever scrolled the TL after a corrupt tycoon has had a helicopter crash

[Mhazo @TeeMhazo]

Kwasara zviTungwarara

[catallus @takosaspinster]

stay hydrated guys, we gotta piss on that nigga grave!

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

Mangwana kufumo mukira kuApplier maTender, tane fair chance manje

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

“….Aive mahorror vachiroller nezvibhora …..”

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Here’s wishing Nobuhle all the best in her bid to lead the UZ SRC! Urging all UZ students to vote overwhelmingly for her and for @Zinasuzim.

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[𝕄𝔸𝔹ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔾𝕀ℤℍ𝔸 @Mabharangizha]

Kozoita vasingazivi kudya cheziya.

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

Chakadhakwira Marriage ndechekuti pakangoita maFootsteps panze na 2am unonzi budai munotarisa 😭😭😭. Like wtf bro are you tryna sacrifice me ? ndirikutotyawo , ndingoriwo mwana wa95🥺

[Hon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga @SirTitusVeTech]

Pain yekutadza kutamba second fixture because maSheets achiri kunhuwirira perfume yefixture remaskati 💀💔

[godsey @_godseysavage]

POV: Apple releases iPhone 18

Tecno:

[𝑪𝒐𝒍𝑲𝒆𝒍𝒗 @Ryokelv]

Leaving the Apple Store with an iPhone duo in my mouth

[CoralSoft @MlamboBrandonp]

Kana kusina magetsi mukadzi akasimuka unenge uchingoona kunge akabata demo🙌

[𝕄𝔸𝔹ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔾𝕀ℤℍ𝔸 @Mabharangizha]

Handisat ndambokumbira number dzemusikana muroad, I am too gangster for that shit.

[Hon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga @SirTitusVeTech]

Quick question, why are you dating someone you can’t post?

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

As the workers we are saying yes birthday rababa tariona but what about our hardworking mother,we should have another day to celebrate her

[SHOTBYOGV | CREATOR @Shotbyogv]

To be financially stable, you need to disappoint women regularly!🧏🏽

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

The first rule of learning is to admit you don’t know. The second rule is to never stop asking why.

[Lloyd @Lloyd15000]

"Condom reiko munhu wemurume"

Few months later 😭😅🙌

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

The calmer you are, the clearer you think.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.