Andrew Dillon 🐐

Saying what big boy wishes he could say on Twitter.
Parody. Fake. Send up. Joke. Happy Elon?

[Andrew Dillon 🐐 @BossOfFooty]

@naut @CarltonFC Might want to look a little closer to home champ.

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@FkYeahMatt So fucked!

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We will do whatever it takes to ensure that the VFL is protected and those Adelaide fags don't get a fair crack at it. Go Pies!

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And Dan Houston has ruined Collingwood 😂😅

[Kelly ❤️💙 @itskellsouth]

@7AFL Collingwood have ruined Dan Houston 😂😅

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@AFL This is why we don't like to make Collingwood travel.

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@TylerDurden Well well well. Idiot.

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@kellsprivate3 @melbournefc What makes you think 2026 will be any different?

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@AFL "You said there'd be an opponent!"

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#AFLNorthDees

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@Lionel_Hutz8 @CarltonFC Here it is. Enjoy.

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@FOXFOOTY This proves, yet again, that umpiring is as good as it has ever been.

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@MitchRobinson05 https://t.co/9yq47UDXi6

Not hard.

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@melbournefc Hope @tommorris32 is OK.

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@ianmiles Maybe because she's not a cunt?

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@DanielCherny Melbourne would've found a way to fuck him up.

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@drunk_logic Yep, definitely itching to score a bag.

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@DwaynesWorldSEN What doesn't make sense is why anyone would call their kid Dwayne.

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Umpiring is as good as it's ever been. Game is in as good a shape as it's ever been.

[Melbourne Cricket Ground @MCG]

Tonight's attendance is 16,246.

#AFLDeesGiants

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@cados38 🤣

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@crippsszn Despite what everyone is saying, I can confirm that it isn't a parody account.