Jessee 👩🏻‍💻

(she/hers) RVA Local Politics / Assorted Rotating Hyperfixations / @inthesamedevice ‘s biggest fan / Cat Mom / Human Mom / Wife / 🧜‍♀️ of @rvadirt

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

“I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train / I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side / I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else / But you” - The Moldy Peaches

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

One of my biggest pet peeves is people saying “I’m sorry” for things they aren’t responsible for.

You don’t need to apologize to show empathy/sympathy.

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

Yesterday: Hunter Biden GOATs this app

Today: Down’s Syndrome discourse

This hell hole is a wild ride.

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@na_me_eso_atta I’ve been singing “ding dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The copaganda witch!” all morning.

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

If we’re friends, don’t ask me how I’m doing if you don’t want a real answer. I’m not one of those fake ass “everything is fine ☺️ when it’s not” people.

If I ever say I’m “just fine”, it’s literally because I don’t perceive you to be a trusted friend. 🤷‍♀️

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

Does taking a spoonful of peanut butter and dipping it in a bowl of Frosted Flakes count as making food?

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

What’s the wildest food combo you’ve made while high?

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@_AllEyezOnZee LOL yupppp 🤰

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

The only thing worse than THC withdrawal dreams are THC withdrawal while pregnant dreams. These vivid ass dreams are kicking my ass.

[Connor “Cuck” O’Connors @ConnorOConnors7]

Haven’t smoked in a week just bc I’m too broke to buy weed and i thought the dreams thing was a myth
I’m genuinely concerned every morning when I wake up

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

Never vs 34.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

What age did you think you’d have kids vs what age you actually did?

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@BreRVA @peteymca Alternatively…. I kind of want to just start writing and self publishing accessible children’s books myself.

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

I don't understand why children's book publishers print black text on top of dark colored pages (e.g. blue and green). I am not reading to my kid under bright light conditions! Where is the white text!?!?

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

I will never forget the time I heard someone say “butt asshole naked”

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

WOW the NA beer selection sure has improved since last time I was pregnant! I actually was able to get a sour beer instead of just a lager!

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@hello_jaime Say if it’s on par. But the only thing I’ve felt similar is gallstones.

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@hello_jaime They gave me Perc0cet to deal with the pain. Most of the time it felt fine but I would get these like…. Waves of severe stabbing pain that would linger until I took the percs. I would say it was absolutely an 8/10 on the pain scale. I haven’t given birth unmedicated so I can’t

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@BreRVA Thanks! It was 50% off which makes it even better!

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

Sock hop update: I’ve secured my outfit.

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

Seeking help.

We’ve been invited to a sock hop theme birthday party at a country club (no tshirts, no jeans 😖).

What do I dress myself, my husband, and my toddler in?

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

Depends: could I legally get to Cuba? If not, then hands down G.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Jessee 👩🏻‍💻 @BossRVA]

@peteymca @DirtyDemocrat05 *quietly scratches “Cully” of my baby name list*