Ashley Dioguardi

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

There are more cases of measles than there are NCAA trans athletes.

You’d never know it listening to lawmakers.

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS.

[💖 @twaniimals]

ㅤ

[YaRd DaDdY @CookCodee]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman graduates college, gets a career, and a man changes a diaper.

[Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads]

There should be at least one Friday a month that is a “read in bed all day” day, where you don’t have to go to work, and you get to just eat snacks in bed with a good book.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

bye @Jamison_350

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

This is the last Saturday without an FBS football game in the 2024 calendar year

In 7 days we will start the longest college football season ever. It will run 149 days from August 24th to January 20th

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@Jamison_350

[Jarel @MrJWells619]

And on the beach at 8 w a drink in hand lol

[Jarel @MrJWells619]

And on the beach at 8 w a drink in hand lol

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@PopBase can I just have 1 thing without her infiltrating everything?! my first round pick 😩

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@xvlrte @Jamison_350

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

found out that my husband doesn’t know how to PEEL a HARD BOILED EGG 🥚how has he made it this far in life…

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@NinaClark1 Yes you are. I stare at my nespresso in awe every single day

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@emily_murnane the fuq

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@Bray_Brayyy Lines are sooo long it’s amazing 👏🏼

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@EllieHert You sure it wasn’t you & Kiki?

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@sliccmic @Jamison_350

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@BobbyHowardOK yeah there was a lot of screaming

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@Larryjamieson_ Me & u baby @EllieHert

[Ashley Dioguardi @Boss_Ash36]

@nuffsaidny Us @Jamison_350