Toddler in charge

I'm two and I'm the boss......I'm in charge of Mummy, Daddy our house and the whole of the world.

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@LushLtd Thanks for the reply. Agreed re-use is far better than recycling but inevitably lots of pots will go in a bin. If they could be recycled like other plastic pots, tubs & trays it would be a teeny tiny dent in the plastic going to landfill or incineration......food for thought :-)

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@LushLtd mummy loves your products and your commitment to green issues but wonders why you still use black plastic packaging. Most councils say no to black plastic in their recycling bins because the lasers used by reprocessors can’t sort it #greentoddler

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@daveevans188 Come on folks let’s work together for the benefit of our lovely area.

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@Hearst @CLeditor @Hearst this email was for American customers not Uk. However unlike the UK team they did reply and gave me the correct address. Let’s see if the Uk have the courtesy to respond this time !

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@hearst @CLeditor. Thank you although let’s hope its not ignored like all my other.

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@CLeditor I’m sorry to bother you but having no joy with Hearst. Mummy wants to cancel her CL subscription. Money has been stolen from her without permission after she first tried to cancel & Hearst ignore all emails, messages & phone calls. They are very naughty!

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@VolvoCarUK Recently mummy & I were listening to radio4 in our v40 when the station moved to radio 1 extra on its own & got stuck on a song about ‘chilling in the kitchen wit me hoes & me fried chicken’ Since then she has been wearing gold chains & calling me & Daddy ‘bae’ help!

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@junglegymkingdm @daniellaflame90 @hmiblog @CardStoriesKids @alaneinthewood @ImToddChristian @GIT_mom @BabyBout_com @Britney97980203 @errolcass123 @carsonabbe123 You too 😀

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@AldiUK Mummy - because mummys are life ❤️

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
While your not looking
I’ve done a poo 💩💩💩😀

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Things I ❤️
- Mummy & Daddy
-Nannies & Grandads
-Diggers, tractors, lorries,
-Police cars, fire engines, ambulances
-cakes, chocolates (esp choc raisins)
-running round naked & shouting.
What do you love this #Valentines ? #toddler #love

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

My day is ruined, the month is ruined in fact my whole life may be ruined.....Mummy just put Nutella on my pancake before the strawberries, without asking me. I’m going to have to move out! #toddlertantrum

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

@AccioBooks thank you 😀❤️

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Nothing is nicer than having a poo in a fresh nappy. Mummy likes a clean bowl, I like a clean nappy #toddler #saynotopottytraining

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Is it just me or do noodles look exactly the same as spaghetti?

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Mummy took me to an antiques fayre today & lovely lady GAVE me a doggie ornament for free because I liked it!!! Mummy nearly fell over!! We all know I’m cute but this makes it official #toddler #imthecutest

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

When Daddy goes to the toilet he takes his phone and is in there for ages. When Mummy goes I insist on going & we are really quick. I think Daddy is having an IPoo

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Mummy has just tried to pass carrot batons off as chips...she must think I was born yesterday #toddler

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

I love Saturdays. Mummy does all the tidying up so I have a nice tidy space to spread all my toys out and fresh bits of floor floor to draw on #toddler #saturday

[Toddler in charge @Bosstoddler]

Sharing for a friend I’m two and even I know #MOULDISNOTNORMAL
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