Nick Bottom P.2

I am translated

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

@HerpesHermia Hey, I got laid because of it I'm not complaining 😏

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Now, be honest guys. Who was the best actor in the play?

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

"I see a voice. I can hear my Thisbe's face!" I was just reading the script I wrote, not my fault I made a mistake. 😥 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

No one wanted to stay after and watch my epilogue. 😕 I guess my performance was good enough by itself 😋 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Well that went okay I guess! If we get another job, we should write Bottomless. 🙃 I think my suicide scene was the most effective part in the play. 😗 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

The king is making fun of our prologues 😕 well at least the lion didn't scare the ladies #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

I think Quince stated that prologue wrong... I hope no one was offended 😬 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Okay pretty awkward, there was this statue that looked weirdly familiar. Kinda looked like Titania? Still don't know if that was a dream 🤔 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

You guys have better not eaten any garlic or onions in the past day, we've gotta be prepared to utter sweet breath! (4.2.36) #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Only a couple more minutes until my cue! Wish me luck 🤗 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

WE GOT PICKED! Were going to show our play in front of the newly wed king and queen! Also there are two more couples being married. No pressure! #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Woah, my friends are like super glad to have me back! They said I am the most witty, and intelligent in all of Athens! I have gotta leave more often. 😏 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

It could be called Bottomless... because it has no Bottom ��� #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

I just had the best idea! I could have Quince turn that wonderful dream into a play! Me starring as Bottom of course. 😉 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Um yea. So I was reading my old tweets and like wtf? I was a furry, and had a wife and servants? What the hell did I take! 😰 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Okay, what happened? I just woke up from a nap, and Titania is gone.. Was that a dream? #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Cobweb is going out to get me some authentic honey 🤑 can't wait #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

I have a weird craving for hay and dried peas... #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Haha, you know what? I shouldn't shave. Flute will be really jealous of me when I get back. 😏 I've got a beard and a sexy women in love with me. 🤩 #athenssquad2

[Nick Bottom P.2 @Bossy_bottom]

Shoot, I hope my wife doesn't have a twitter. 😦 #athenssquad2