Boston Area Guy

I’d like to write comedy for a living instead of what I do now, working as a kind of Winston Wolfe-like figure for a Boston-area cat, ‘ name of John Rambo.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

The lost Chris Farley sketch should be reconstructed by interviewing anyone with knowledge of it.

It should be refined and polished and made into a movie.

And a big chunk should go to charity.

In my opinion.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@RealAlexJones Fred Durst was right, Alex.

Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@BostonGlobe And they aren’t funny.

“Witty” perhaps. Even clever.

But funny, they aren’t.

Sad. 😢

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

We lose a children's doctor and get to pay for years of incarceration for a guy who will plead not guilty by insanity and have a judge grant him that. All while AOC spreads lynching hoaxes to the masses.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

SAY HIS NAME: Dr. Idris Evans (46)

He was stabbed to death this morning in his own home by Elijah Hemingway. His wife is critically injured. Edgewood.

Hemingway was let out on NO BAIL in July.

ZERO from CNN, AP, NYT, NBC…

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@BostonGlobe Oh, another missing story:

https://t.co/aGVgT5ipUb

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: Federal law enforcement sources confirm to @FoxNews that the suspect arrested for stabbing two UMass Dartmouth football players over the weekend, killing one, is a Nigerian national who had been in the U.S. illegally as a B-2 visa overstay, but was shielded from deportation by the Biden administration in 2022 when they granted his request for “deferred action” (a discretionary choice by the U.S. government to delay deportation). He then applied for deferred action again in 2025, and the Trump administration approved it and again shielded him from deportation.

Chukwunonso Uzoma David Uzoma Eze was taken into custody by police in Providence, RI after the stabbings, which happened in the parking lot of a lounge, and he is now charged with murder.

Full immigration history, courtesy of DHS source:

“Chukwunonso Uzoma David Uzoma Eze, a Nigerian national first entered the United States on March 18, 2015, at Boston Logan International Airport on a B-2 visitor visa. He later obtained two approved extensions of that nonimmigrant status: one filed Sept. 17, 2015, and approved Feb. 5, 2016; and another filed March 18, 2016, and approved June 8, 2016. He applied for deferred action, which was approved Sept. 21, 2022.

On Aug. 24, 2023, he applied for employment authorization. That request was rejected Sept. 25, 2023. On Feb. 10, 2025, he filed two applications: one for employment authorization based on deferred action, which remains pending; and another for deferred action, which was approved Oct. 8, 2025, and is set to expire Oct. 7, 2027. On Sept. 21, 2026, the Bristol County Sheriff’s Department in Massachusetts arrested him on a fugitive-from-justice warrant.”

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@BostonGlobe Here’s a missing story:

https://t.co/QjWcqMv4qj

[Mass Daily News @MassDailyNews]

Just $5,000 bail for previously deported Mass. child rape suspect facing six charges — Feds grabbed him at the jail

https://t.co/084fQIHU4i

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@historyinmemes https://t.co/L04u28ey3X

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@Not_the_Bee And just like that, Democrats became anti-immigrant.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@IvanSenisse @BaronessBruck @InstituteCicero

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

The Comedy Historian: “The Most Underrated Comedy Show Of All Time (Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn)”

https://t.co/MTMJMrX4Ii

@NickDiPaolo

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

A giant mistake being made by European ethnonationalists is accepting the word ‘white’ to describe the *various* native European nations.

The use of ‘white’ acts as a rhetorical denigration of the very thing worth protecting.

Calling the English NATIVES “racist” for not wishing to become a minority in England via mass migration (often from countries with massive populations) is *itself* a form of hate and bigotry against a native population simply because they are denigrated and robbed of identities as being merely “white.”

Give this some thought, Carlsberg.

There’s quite a bit to this use of ‘white,’ I think.

@Mick_O_Keeffe

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

In all this controversy regarding Ed Sheeran, people aren’t talking enough about how much his tattoos suck and are shitty and suck.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@BostonGlobe Illegal immigrants also don’t have “ties” here.

No Juan is above the law, remember?

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@herandrews If the public schools suck, it is very difficult to blame straight White men for it.

Which means the left doesn’t know what to do.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@consequence I love Shatner but I love Ozzy more and this is a goddamned shit volcano.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@TMZ So many race baiting cunts are going to be disappointed.

Or, just keep believing the paranoid schizophrenic version of reality it gives them pleasure to reside in instead of our own.

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@TMZ All the anecdotes about Carrot Top seem to involve him being a really good dude.

I hope he gets his shit together.

I’d like to catch him in Vegas before the zombies come…

[Boston Area Guy @BostonAreaGuy]

@LibertyLockPod @RepThomasMassie How about “no party” at all?

[Rachel ❤️ @RachelMcXe]

Did you really win World War II if, 80 years later, this turns up at your house to arrest you for wrong speech ?

[Cinematic HQ @CinematicHQ]

Deadpool travels across the multiverse searching for a Wolverine variant to save his dying timeline.