Brian Engler

There are good sides and bad sides to everything, including believing this.

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

@NBCOlympics Steph put France AND my son to sleep

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Our son misinterpreting Steph’s “night night” gesture

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

If I had a Tesla, I would trust it’s autopilot until the day I die

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Gordon Hayward is out with a foot. Gordon Hayward is without a foot. Gordon Hayward is out a foot.

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

@gilbertjasono "THEY FAKE MESSED WITH THE WRONG TOWN"

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Over the course of a US president’s term, just their hair is supposed to get whiter, not their entire damn country. #EndTheBan

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Teacher: Recency Bias is the tendency to overvalue current info and ignore historical context.
Me: That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Trump gets burned by sun, tweets: "Sun is overrated. Not that hot. More like a 4. Hardly even a star. Still mad about last eclipse. Sad."

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

@AmosBarshad Loved your article on the Wu, but after reading it I certainly didn't see this coming: http://t.co/xbTFpkAfXw

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

My wife made me dress and take the gimp. Thanks for the World Series tix Kimmel. #closetgimp #redsoxtalk

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Represented boston tonite on the scavenger hunt on Kimmel. My gimp Gary got loose, so wife is the easy choice for the tix we won #closetgimp

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

I don't like when the score of a game is 0-0 and the announcer says "still no score." That IS the score. I probably watch too much sports.

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Brighton fire is on 169 chestnut hill ave. looks like Bocca Bueno, our friend George's place, is now gone.

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

Hank Williams jr comparing Obama to hitler is about as wrong as comparing Hank Williams jr to Hank Williams.

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

While it may be acceptable to be "knee deep" in a task, being "elbow deep" in it implies something much more graphic and horrible

[Brian Engler @BostonBengler]

If Apple made a human body it would have one hole that would do everything