Boston Guy

Really just here for S10 and sports shit. always remember, this app isn’t real life.

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

Recoiling at coffee, slurping down protein dense slop, pounding fruit and seaweed just to please some corporation

The absolute gayest thing I’ve witnessed in my life

[nina ‎ꫂ᭪݁ @beatlesfancy]

who he think he feeling like

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

People really do go to movies and stare at their phone huh? Shit’s spelled out

[David not Goliath @David_Da_Boss]

Where was Jean during the Tank chase and attack on Damage Control?
33 feet away? The whole time?

#spidermanbrandnewday

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@tylermilliken_ I sit for a half hour and re-watch highlights, the radio calls, look at scores and standings

… I have a (good) problem.

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@tylermilliken_ B, 84/100.

It’s not about what you give up for me - it’s about how you make the major league roster better. It’s also about taking action in the first place. The ONLY area I trust Craig inherently, is finding arms that fit the system and over perform. He can replenish the losses

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@DanLifshatz Ironic you read a belligerently biased brain dead take from an unnamed source and rock with it like this

It’s 1 blue chip prospect and a bunch of “maybe”’s for a premium position we’ve had no stability or talent at in years. Plug your ears before the rest of your brains fall out

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring three-time All-Star catcher Adley Rutschman in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@Jared_Carrabis Get the coffin and hearse ready he’ll never wear the B again, IKF and Kutter can be pallbearers

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@tylermilliken_ Roman is the bonafide leadoff hitter if/when he returns (in my mind) but is he full-time DH or platooned in LF? I have my issues with Duran, but somehow the guy sits #9 among ALL Outfielders in OAA…

If Roman is the DH, does Masa just get sent to the moon? I’d cry, T. Sob.

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@tylermilliken_ In your fuckin what now, T? Jeeeesus Christ

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@_ChristieO_ Bye

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@LouMerloni One of these days I know you’ll go tarps off in the booth

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@tylermilliken_ Okamoto.. where are we on the Oak-a-moto versus Awk-uh-moto because Will & Will on EEI seem to be on your side

Suspensions might need to be review-eligible in the future

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

Watching the Sox game and listening to The Great Divide set list at the same time

“You know that I miiiiss you (at Fenway in a downpour) (but luckily) you always come ruuuunnin’ back”

Can’t get that show out of my head. Core memory.

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@ColeyMick More like Trey Yesuckage

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@Steve_Perrault CA-CAW STEVE CAW MF’IN CAW

[Jamare (Jay) @Jay2Goat_]

Just came back from The Odyssey, y'all lied so bad about Tom Holland

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

TOLLE PUNCHES OUT 9, RBI DOUBLE FOR WILYER, RBI KNOCK AND GAME-TYING DOUBLE FOR WC40, GAME-TYING KNOCK FOR CEDDANNE, GAME-WINNING 8TH INNING BOMB FOR HOME RUN DURBY, SAVE FOR 44, THE RED SOX HAVE WON 14 STRAIGHT AND 19 OF 21!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@Jared_Carrabis THE 99 IS GOING TO BE BANKRUPTED JERRY

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@Jared_Carrabis Tried to explain it to my friends the other day (Mets, yanks, and Phillies fans mostly). This is what makes Boston, Boston.

When our teams suck, fans and media boo the shit out of them until they figure it out. It pisses off the organizations, and it pisses off the players. Good

[Boston Guy @BostonCxmmenter]

@Jared_Carrabis “In one ear and out the other” is a weird way to describe the commentary he clearly thinks about, and publicly responds to, on a regular basis.

I love the energy but it very obviously goes in one ear, rattles around violently, and never makes it out the other side.