3️⃣ Paying off the bouncer isn't cheating, it just allows you to focus more time on the client (my hinge date from 6 months ago who keeps telling me to get away from her)
"The solar eclipse made me think how I shouldn't have gone dark on you.. I might have let your hot roommate Emily obstruct our love but don't want that to cast a dark shadow on our future. Celebrate w/ a total blackout at the remodeled Playwright tn? Lmk."