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Treating my body like a public bus. Local sports guy. Huskers football 🌽

[Pastrami *checkmark* @BostonPastrami]

Jim Thome is 55. Feel old yet?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I thought this was fake when I first saw it. Now the parents are saying they were fake cigars? That’s obviously a lie but how stupid is this? School administrators and MIAA continue to be the most brain dead humans on the planet. Imagine getting suspended for smoking a cigar at graduation? Insane

[lena the pug @LenaThePug69]

#pastramiotchallenge ehlers/mcnabb

[Bach The Actuary @BurnerAcownt]

#PastramiOTChallenge Aho

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#pastramiOTChallenge Jarvis/Theodore

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“I lost my virginity at baggage claim”

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#pastramiovertimechallenge Chuck Mcavoy

[Tony the Tiger @TheyreeeeGreatt]

#pastramiovertimechallenge eyssimont/doan @BostonPastrami

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The Law of Chin

A chin in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an unnatural force.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

PK Subban is McFeelin it

[Bach The Actuary @BurnerAcownt]

#PastramiOTChallenge Guentzel

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Tampa fraud squad watch? @mattmurley19

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

You could park a Chevy Suburban in each one of PK Subban’s pant legs right now. This is insane.

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#ForAnze

[Belle Fraser @bellefraser1]

Geekie said he was partnered with a fan from Nebraska at the Pucks and Paddles event two years ago. Geekie mentioned he didn’t go to college / didn’t have a college team, and the fan said he could be an honorary Cornhusker.

Geekie showed up to the rink later that week and the fan had sent him the Nebraska t-shirt. He has worn it ever since!

[Chris Jastrzembski @Chris_Jast]

Fact of the Night

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Update: I know you’re stuck in Africa but that’s better than being a Huskers fan @hocuskrokus

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

The biggest hockey show in northeast Scottsdale with 91 followers doing the siren at a Vegas Golden Knights game on Opening Day? That’s baseball, baby. ⚾️

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Having 4 players on the floor is a strategy Nebraska may want to abandon going forward